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Verdance

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  1. Close enough. I don’t know much about threadhopper mechanics, i have heard there are interactions between TLT and BftS, but i thought this was funny enough and didn’t want to offend whoever canonically holds True Love. for all intents and purposes, consider it a real plotblade
  2. Mmm. I should sleep better. NGL, some of my friends online who also struggle with depression have been immeasurably better for my mental health than my therapist has been in the past - but that’s my situation, and going to therapy is definitely better than not. There are some things that they are better at than friends, and my situation won’t match up with other peoples.
  3. It’s an unauthorized replica with similar abilities.
  4. Idk, why? he has literally lost his mind.
  5. No pressure, @Through The Living Glass, but in case you missed this.
  6. Probability rebels, and because i am not observing the card, it is in a quantum state of being both an uno reverse card and not an uno reverse card. Before you can observe it to apply the effects to reality, i cut the card out of your hands. Quantum physics dictate it is now a red 1/2.
  7. I distract you with a mystery quote and charge, Plotblade outstretched.
  8. Its boring though Suddenly, the Plotblade True Love appears in front of me. I must go on a quest to reunite the mac and cheese with the sandwich, whilst not referencing the Princess Bride at all. Truly perilous.
  9. This was like three months ago! its literally my first post
  10. I steal the mac and cheese along with the sandwich. They fall in love and plan to get married.
  11. You lose your mind, you tell yourself. No, it’s been gone for years. The reality hits like a truck- people are dying and you have been spending your life pretending to be a student, delusionally sitting still for hours and hours, lost in a maze of hallucinations and radioactive insanity. You slam the laptop shut and stuff it into your rotting backpack, then drag yourself out of the classroom. The stone corpses of what used to be students shocks you- in your delusions, you never came to terms with the fact that you lived in a mass graveyard. Somewhere, a laptop still plugged into the wall is shuffling YouTube, inexplicably. Someone is singing, and you sing along. “I’ll say, we’re okay, but I know we’re not, the sky’s caught fire, our flesh is rot, it’s hard to breathe when the aiiii-aiiii-iaaaaiir’s so hot…” You begin cackling furiously. It’s like you’re in a band, and the corpses are your mosh pit. No. What the- you need to stay focused. Insanity clutches at the edge of your mind, but you push away the auditory hallucinations and force your mind to pretend like it works. This is… Mono’s fault. The sanctions… the protests… the peacekeepers… the rebels… the bombs… oh god, the bombs… you collapse on the floor in the middle of the filthy hallway, trying to suppress the memories for the moment. It is hard. Suddenly, your backpack speaks. “Survivor of Winslow. We understand it’s hard. But we need you. We’ll help you get help. It’s going to be okay.”
  12. She had to use feruchemical
  13. Was talking to lies, joking about how the first novel someone tries to write is always bad
  14. That’s a difficult question. Learning a skill is a good thing, spending time outside, physical labor, all have a bit of fulfillment in them. Really it’s up to you, there are some questions you’re going yo have to answer for yourself. I could get theological but that’s a rabbit hole tbh
  15. I start singing. Loudly. Someone drops the sandwich to listen to my ambiguously skillful voice, and i pick it up and walk away, still singing.
  16. The squirrels tried eating her
  17. !!! this seems kind of personal. Like PM material tbh
  18. Is this Shadesmar or some equivalent? i keep finding myself accidentally making magic systems that are similar to cosmere ones- my best one boils doen to half feruchemy half nahel bond.
  19. “Makes me look autistic” you can tell them that someone with an autism diagnosis thinks that is the stupidest crem on planet earth.
  20. Thank you. And yes, “please be safe about your self harm” is honestly something I don’t want to hear. It comes from caring, but please don’t this is a really great question. Do you want me to answer philosophically or religiously?
  21. Ikr. In a perfect world, no one would be born with dysphoria, but we don’t get a perfect world, and for some reason a heluvalota Christians forget their empathy for literally zero reason.
  22. Idk my friend, if im wrong it wont hurt me. Just want to make some art for myself, enjoy life, do the most good i can.
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