Wax : It's not like I try to blow things up, exactly. It just sort of happens. You've got to admit though, fire is fascinating.
Kelsier: Some people say that I have a god complex. I’d like to think that I’m a complex god.
Wayne: Yeah I'm LGBT.
Wayne: cuLt leader.
Wayne: God hates me personally.
Wayne: cowBoy hat.
Wayne: *sniffles* Trying my best.
Marasi: Coca Cola can remove rust from metal, imagine what it’s doing to your body.
Wayne: Pfff, getting rid of the rust, idiot.
Marasi: THAT'S NOT HOW IT WORKS!
Steris: Hmm... I've been drinking soda and my body's rust free... not sure where you're getting your facts from...
Wayne: What do you call a dictionary on drugs?
Marasi: If you say "addict-ionary" I swear I will cut you.
Wayne: I was actually going to say "high definition", but your answer's much better.
Marasi: ...
Wayne: Damn, Steris, are you secretly cool?
Steris: Well, poker is just math, so I guess it depends on if you consider the mathematician, Carl Friedrich Gauss, cool.
Wayne: I do not.
*is sad for Wayne*
Wax, at Wayne’s funeral: I need a moment with them.
Everyone else at the funeral: Of course. *leaves*
Wax, leaning over Wayne’s coffin: Okay, listen here you little rust. I know you’re not dead.
Wayne, sitting up in the coffin: Yeah, no rust.