KnightSkye Reforged

Kaladin: *chokes on something* Shallan: Jeez, Kaladin, don't die on us. Kaladin: Don't tell me what to do, I'll die whenever the hell I want! Kaladin: We’ll get back into there or die trying. Syl: No one’s dying. Kaladin: Not with that attitude. Pattern: *sees Renarin and Rlain together* Pattern: They're cute. I would put them on a boat. Shallan: You mean... you ship them? Kelsier, wearing shades: Rule one of destroying the world. Kelsier: *does finger guns* You gotta look good while doing it. *While the Squad is in a battle* Kaladin, trying to warn about the location of an enemy: To the left! Lopen: Take it back now y'all! Pattern: honk. Shallan: WHAT. Pattern: HONK. Shallan: WHAT DOES HONK MEAN THIS TIME YOU WHIMSICAL PIECE OF CREM????? Syl: You gotta slow down and smell the flowers… appreciate life’s miracles. Syl: Like me. I’m life’s greatest miracle. Kaladin: Adolin, if you don't shut up I'm going to throw myself out of the car. *click* Kaladin: DID YOU JUST TURN THE STORMING CHILDRENS' LOCK ON?! Shallan: Why don't we just call it, "M.C. Donald's?" Kaladin: Because it just sounds like a stupid rapper's name. Adolin: It'd just be like- "Eyo, it's ya boy, M.C. Donald!"

Syl: Fight me! Adolin: Ha, look at your size! What are you gonna do, kick my ankle? *Later* Shallan: Why is Adolin crying? Maya: Syl kicked them really hard on the ankle. Pattern: Your problem is that you’ve got no common sense. Shallan: I’ve got plenty of common sense! Shallan: I just choose to ignore it. Adolin: I'm going the fight the next person who insults Kaladin. Kaladin: I hate myself. Adolin: Alright, square up. Shallan: Wow, this parking is as straight as I am. Adolin: I know I should be focused on the fact that you just came out, but HOW DARE YOU INSULT MY PARKING! Kaladin: You call yourself my friend, but where were you when my meme only had four likes? Adolin: Making four accounts. Kaladin, tearing up: Really...?

I WONT A KOOKEI YEZ. KOOKEIZ IZ DELISOWS.

I IZ GUD. HOU AR YU?

VEL, PEEPL REELLIE AR JUZT SEW ADVERZE TOO ANSVERING QUEVSHTONS THEEES DAYZ.

BUT U IZ NIEN ANSVER MY QUEVSHTON YET!?

IZ OOKAY!! VE IZ RAILLIE GUD ABOWT MAKIN HOUR GRAMMARS AT LEEZT A LEETL BIT CONSISTANT. HOU IZ U DOIN, SHORTIE?

HAELL NIEN!! I IZ AETS AWLL KOOKIES TO DE DEATH, DE DEMN DING IS GINNA DIE AZ I AETS DEN AWL!!! *MONCHEZ AN CRUNCHZ DEM AAAAAAAAAWLL*

FINE. IF WE GOOTTA TOK LIAK THIZ, WE GONNA DO IT GOOD!!! *EXPLOODZ OLL KOOKIES TA DE DEATH!!! MAKIN DEM GO BOOOOOM AND DIE, LIAK DE LIITTLE CREMLINGS DAT DEY AR!!*

It is another web comic I enjoy, though it is super complicated to follow. (Skip me)

HOW!? I must it be ALL CAPS!? DOES GRAMMAR MEAN NOTHING TO YOU!?

Dalinar, Edward Elric, Kimblee, and Roy Mustang, all play patty cake.

*sigh* Fine. *uses division on all kookeis to turn them to burning dust*

2276. Cremate your grandfather after your grandmother, then make a sneezing joke that now he is, ASH- TOO!!

Yes it is!! I have! I love it. Looking forward to new episodes. TPBM has read Girl Genius.

*explodes all cookies* *leaves*

No, and to do so is criminal. TPBM has had maple candied bacon.

2274. Scream randomly while driving people places.

Thanks! The words just... Made sense. Jasnah maybe? Also Skybreakers.

Five years, though I only read stormlight two years ago. I had said the oaths, though with slightly different words, up to the second ideal by the time I read wok. By the end of that, I swore the third. I swore the fourth last winter, and found the words to the fifth three months ago, but I am not ready for them yet.

I have spoken the words. I now wish to join a group of others who have done the same. I am a Windrunner. Life before Death. Strength before Weakness. Journey before Destination. I will protect those who cannot protect themselves. I will protect even those who hurt me, so long as it is right. I accept that there will be those I cannot accept. I know the words of the fifth ideal, but I am not ready for them quite yet. My spren:

(Moving us to the Collaboration thread.) I was thinking that Jerrin would head to New Hallandren and potentially offer his services to the police force in exchange for entry to the district. (Although I'm not sure how possible that would be. @Koloss17?) That could put him in league with Altin who made the same deal (this is all, of course, provided that @BridgeBoi likes this plan.) You would then have to figure out a way for Kaiden to end up there, which doesn't seem like it would be terribly difficult. Jerrin isn't exactly law abiding, but he isn't exactly a criminal either (OK, maybe technically) so they could probably at least work together, even if they don't get along. Hey, sorry it took me so long to get back to this (I have had one hell of a few months) do you have a particular way you want Kai and Jerrin to meet, or should I just get Kai to wherever Jerrin is? Again, sorry it's taken me so long to get back to this.

So, we see a bunch of different Radiants' eyes change color after they swear the their third ideal to match the color of the gemstone associated with their order (Kaladin's turn blue, Lift's White, Teft's blue, and Szeth's grey for example) but we never see Shallan's eyes change color from blue to red – like ruby's – after she swears the third ideal. Anyone know why or have theories?