Through The Living Glass

My friends and I had a lot of fun with this a few months ago. Pretty basic game. Come up with some sort of weapon and combine it with an animal. Rules: 1. Each item has to have an animal and a weapon in it's name. 2. They both have to start with the same letter. 3. Bold the name. I'll start: Gorilla Gun

You assume the Multiverse is not the real world... I find you with my F-22 and blow you up. The Sandwich falls to the ground.

378. Hating.

372. Using the stars during the day

370. Realize you're lost.

Indeed. 11/10

NOOOOOOOOoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo I splinter myself and cause untold damage to Roshar, then remind Rye that Honor is already shattered. I fly towards y'alls hidey-hole, intent on blowing it up.

YEAAHHHHHHHHH RASHEK

How the Ten Orders Battle for the Sandwich: Windrunners: Stops everyone from killing each other, and protects everyone who almost gets killed. Skybreakers: "NO TIME TRAVEL." Also corrects anyone every time they break a rule. Dustbringers: Doesn't even go for the Sandwich, just destroys things/people/themselves for the fun of it. Edgedancers: Makes sure that one person is okay when they post something concerning... also brings everyone who got blown up back to life. Truthwatchers: Writes a super long post with tons of factually correct data, realistic physics, and complicated deaths. They took so long that fifteen other people have posted already. Lightweavers: Uses ALL the fake Sandwiches and distractions. Also makes the most random things happen, and confuses everyone else about what is happening. Elsecallers: Tries to play the long game, even though that never works. Willshapers: Pop in at random moments and make the weirdest things happen, then leave. Stonewards: Occasionally does something. They're pretty inactive at this point. Bondsmiths: Tries to Unite everyone and keep them from fighting. They set up a lot of picnics and campfire chats that actually do pretty well...

Cooooooool

Still in my F-22, I use Nightblood to kill Odium, then pick up the Shard and command the Fused to chase down Strmblsd and bring the Sandwich back to me.

He's not really a villain... yet. He doesn't have villain-y motives, although his methods are sometimes questionable, I will say...

WHHHHHHATAAAAAA. What would you say if I told you that I had the Sandwich?

Wait fr? That's actually so fun

I think he would be more of a villain character... maybe Rashek?

I'm still on board with Kaladin pulling a Sazed, if you know what I mean. I think this would be awful and I will take no questions.

Hello there!! Welcome to the Shard! Who's your favorite character so far? DON'T EAT THE COOKIES.

Oh I LOVE to go ice fishing at Strawberry Reservoir!! It's so beautiful there. What color are your bones? How many times have you looked at the sun? How does the sky taste? What's your favorite bug? (how's FSY been?? )

Technically that'd be #359 360. Correct people all the time

357. Use the wrong numbers. 356. Go back in time.

*lots of hugs* Feel you, girlie. Honestly?

It's the little things

Mm, Shard famous? Please and thank you. I think.

TAKE IT APART OH MY GOSH THAT SOUNDS SO FUUUUUUUN. Sometimes I'm surprised I'm not a Dustbringer. WWYDIYF a sentient android IYP?