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Faerie Braids

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  1. Miracle's pockets were always filled with strange, often magical, occasionally deadly trinkets she had found, but a literal pocket dimension was leagues beyond anything she had previously collected. Despite the recent destruction of her planet, Miracle could not help but smile at this newest acquisition.
  2. *sigh*...*sigh*...*sigh*...*sigh*............"WHY ARE YOU IGNORING ME!" WTWTTS during open-heart surgery?
  3. Granted. You lose the ability to butter toast. I wish for greater skill in knitting.
  4. from which uncounted muffins emerged
  5. What do you mean "A New Musical!" Pwrtr Pypyer is a middle-Aged muzikal if I ever saw one! I am a stick.
  6. endless cycle was born. Fred realised that by letting go of his guilt, he was slowly killing DETI. Suddenly, Fred felt more guilty than he could ever have imagined. And DETI grew bigger than Fred could ever have imagined. This caused Fred to feel better about himself, causing DETI to shrink, causing Fred to feel guilty, and so on, and so forth...
  7. Hello, and welcome to the Shard!
  8. One day DETI put The Pineapple on a giant pizza that Miracle had baked, causing a worldwide conflict over the morality of this behaviour. This only increased Fred's guilt.
  9. Receives a previously imprisoned Unmade. Inserts an aviar.
  10. The Pineapple was then hollowed out, and turned into the first church of the Cult of the Pineapple.
  11. I questioned the existence of a wall today, definitely a reference to The Girl Who Looked Up
  12. I visit the Shard on mobile 99% of the time, and so I rarely see people's member titles, but, today, I logged on using my computer, and proceeded to lose the Game three times in three minutes...
  13. Miracle helped make the pineapple-shrinking ray using her Mysterious Magical Powers (TM), but accidently ended up enlarging all pineapples instead.
  14. Granted. Now that you have the perfect deck to play, you are no longer able to build new decks, or add new cards to your existing decks. I wish for an extra 24 hours today.
  15. Granted. In addition to drawing excellent pieces of art, you also draw every game you play, and you draw the attention of every spider within a kilometer of you. I wish for waffles.
  16. Personally, I prefer MM-DD-YYYY, but YYYY-MM-DD is definitely better than DD-MM-YYYY. TPBM, despite owning a bookshelf, has 30+ books sitting beside their bed, at various degrees of completion
  17. Granted. All coins now have identical sides. I wish to not need sleep.
  18. I am a Lightweaver! I used to think I was a Truthwatcher, but it turned out I was lying to myself...about the fact that I was lying to myself. Essentially, the first time I took the test, I answered quite low on the question "Do you bend the truth?", but when I took the test again, I finally admitted to myself that I do bend the truth, especially to myself. So, by bending the truth about whether I bend the truth, I was lying about being a Truthwatcher. Additionally, by admitting the truth to myself, as a Lightweaver is meant to do, I became a Lightweaver. I try to avoid putting too much stock into most personality tests, but the fact that this one could reflect my own personal journey (before destination) was really wonderful to see.
  19. Granted. You are now: I wish for unlimited daily reps.
  20. The Seventeenth Swarm also loves desert! An army of ants cheerfully dig into an apple pie, while the rest of the Swarm devises a dark ritual to merge the dream realm with the real realm and steal the sandwich in the resulting chaos.
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