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  1. Unintelligenius
    The Sandwich miraculously slides into my lap, where I had been sitting down at lunch with Jerome, full of disappointment in having previously lost the Sandwich.
  2. Unintelligenius
    I blow up all the fish with legs.
  3. Unintelligenius
    I uncover everything in Oobleck and fly off to some mountains.
  4. Unintelligenius
    I feel something unshift and find myself back in the real world. I take the Sandwich and shoot Bartholomew.
  5. Unintelligenius
    While everyone is distracted by FRED and explosions and whatnot, I take the Sandwich and resume my duel with it. I summon the Death Star and start shooting at you.
  6. Unintelligenius
    I sigh in annoyance, snap my fingers, and appear in the Beyond. Then I snap again, appear in the normal world, and wait to continue our duel for the Sandwich.
  7. Unintelligenius
    I stab you with my honorblade.
  8. Unintelligenius
    I use the force to lift you into the air and start to force choke you.
  9. Unintelligenius
    Evan cried out in pain and yanked his arm away from her, momentarily pausing his attacks due to the pain.
  10. Unintelligenius
    I agree to a duel and run at you with my lightsaber.
  11. Unintelligenius
    Evan rolls over and barely manages to miss her shot. He grabs at her neck, trying to put her in a headlock.
  12. Unintelligenius
    I wake up and take it back. Then I make a lightsaber so I can guard it.
  13. Unintelligenius
    I like to cook, but you could say I'm not the best cook. TPBM has a twin.
  14. Unintelligenius
    I had secretly paid them all $22 so they were just double crossing you and they capture you and throw you in prison. Then, because they are still working for me, they take the Sandwich from @sneak spooky spook guy and give it to me.
  15. Unintelligenius
    I thank you for your allowance and ask if you want to join my army.
  16. Unintelligenius
    In that time they recruit millions of other fish to be loyal to me and join my army, and soon I am ruler of an enormous empire.
  17. Unintelligenius
    I pay them each $20, and they give me the Sandwich and become my loyal servants.
  18. Unintelligenius
    I point off in the distance and ask, "What's that?" While you're looking away, I grab the Sandwich and start running.
  19. Unintelligenius
    Evan grunted from Sharlins shoving and tried to grab her and roll her over so her back would be up.
  20. Unintelligenius
    I take Bartholomew and trade him for the Sandwich.
  21. Unintelligenius
    I rename them all FRED.
  22. Unintelligenius
    Evan let out a cry in pain as a cut appeared on his thigh. There was no time to wait for the perfect moment. He jumped at Sharlin, hoping he could bring her down long enough so that Aerol could help.
  23. Unintelligenius
    Evan decided to put his tomahawk back in it's holster and crept forward, waiting for a moment when he could jump at Sharlin. "I can beat her if I get her into a grapple" he thought as he continued to creep forward.
  24. Unintelligenius
    I block the triple-nightblood with a toothpick because magic.
  25. Unintelligenius
    You should delete the sixth person on that list... No bias whatsoever...
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