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  1. Unintelligenius
    I point out that I technically didn't harm a Spectrum member; I just placed a spell on their family. And I never ended up using it anyway, so I didn't even use it to harm anyone. I bring a case before the people of the Spectrum to have their leaders disbanded for trying to exercise their power on those who have done no wrong. I give the alternate option of appointing me as Super Violet, and I would gladly drop the case.
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    The double eye of the almighty or the different symbols for the mistborn metals. You could also do simple flowers to represent nalthis or aons for elantris.
  3. Unintelligenius
    I sue for destruction of property and win. I am rewarded with the Sandwich.
  4. Unintelligenius
    In the center, they see a spore-made wall with @Ookla the Broken behind it, set up with spore weapons, as if to defend the middle.
  5. Unintelligenius
    I safely land my plane and then take the Sandwich back and punt you to mars.
  6. Unintelligenius
    I ununmagick your family. Then while no one is watching I grab the Sandwich and drop it out of a plane with a parachute to see what will happen.
  7. Unintelligenius
    I very rationally decide to nuke the Spectrum and nab the Sandwich while everyone is distracted.
  8. Unintelligenius
    I will lead the people by being rational. I provide evidence of my rational pursuit of the Sandwich, demonstrating my rationality and my willingness to go to any lengths to achieve my rational goals.
  9. Unintelligenius
    I tell the Spectrum that the only rational decision would be to elect me to be Superviolet. I say all of this in a very rational, even voice.
  10. Unintelligenius
    I raise my hand and ask if I can be Superviolet. As everyone is distracted, I nab the Sandwich through cool and totally legal means.
  11. Unintelligenius
    No one Jr. is fedup with his fathers unloyalty to me so he grabs the Sandwich and hands it to me.
  12. Unintelligenius
    I appear in front of you and point the other direction and everyone turns around so no one notices when I take the Sandwich from @Ookla the Intelligent
  13. Unintelligenius
    I arrest you for breaking and entering because you tried to do an illegal heist. I then take the Sandwich and throw you into a dungeon.
  14. Unintelligenius
    But no one was really on my side all along and we were playing the long game. He gave you a fake sandwich, meaning I still have the real one, and I reward him with a box of donuts.
  15. Unintelligenius
    I destroy no one and then restore the Mega Crime Empire.
  16. Unintelligenius
    I kidnap no one. He introduces me to his mega crime empire and tells me that's how he knew where the Sandwich was. I quickly replace no one as leader of the Mega Crime Empire and use illegal means to steal the Sandwich.
  17. Unintelligenius
    I steal the massive black hole, use it to suck you up, then throw you, with the Sandwich, across the cosmere so no one knows where the Sandwich is.
  18. Unintelligenius
    I steal the Maw 6's steal that they stole from @YouCantHaveMySandwich who stole the steal from me. I give Vyz his legs back cuz I'm feeling nice but keep the Sandwich.
  19. Unintelligenius
    Welcome! If you could try one cosmere food, what would you choose? Who are your least and most favorite characters in the Cosmere?
  20. Unintelligenius
    I chop off your legs so that you can't run, and then I grab the Sandwich and hold it just out of your reach so that you can't grab it.
  21. Unintelligenius
    I get eaten because I was with the Maw 21 and had the Sandwich. I disappear, never to be seen again... Until like 30 seconds later. A Doctor Strange portal opens in front of you, and I walk out and grab the Sandwich. I then don my cape and fly off.
  22. Unintelligenius
    I ungenerate your hand, catch the falling Sandwich, and ride off into the distance with maw 21, the king of all maws.
  23. Unintelligenius
    I grapling hook the Sandwich back and then summon the Maw 7 to eat the Maw 6.
  24. Unintelligenius
    I nuke you to oblivion cuz why not. I chase after you and nuke you too.
  25. Unintelligenius
    Welcome! Who is your favorite Cosmere character? What is the coolest rubber duck you have collected?
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