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    Shallan and Raoden foolishly wrote some horrendous Paw Patrol creepypastas and safely dropkicked her happy Niv-Mizzet because sentient MeeM sniffed rotten fish shaped crackers drunkenly.
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    Granted, survival rates after reciving a boon go down. I wish i could multiply 3*16 correctly.
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    autodefenestration: defenestrating yourself
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    *grabs your shardcat, throws it at the sandwich holder, and makes it bring the sandwich to tcsp™.
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    The best candy is jolly ranchers, they last longer and so you get more flavor per ounce consumed. Also, redvines are gross, but not twizzlers.
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    Granted, it's so dark that it's 10% cocoa... I wish for ooklas.
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    He also might not have the time, since he has to run from the night brigade.
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    Granted, the sport is golf, you get a golf cart. I wish for Rauru's hand with all abilities and sage rings.
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    The nicrosilmind is an investing website
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    bored
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    Ookla season hath already comethed
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    consumed
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    delayed
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    Aetherbound takes a copy of the sunlit man out of the bonfire and begins reading it.
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    Actually, I want to get out of Cape Salmon tonight. How/would you escape?
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    Probably the best one i've seen so far, 9.2/ookla
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    panic
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    granted, a cello follows you around and plays over everything you say. i wish for an earth sized lawnmower.
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    We have been lead down the path of chemistry puns, we might need to ceasium soon.
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    Granted, they are written in arabic. I wish I could speak arabic.
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    Granted, you no longer understand any other revolutions. I wish for whatever you wish for.
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    "How large?"Aetherbound reaches into the water source and pulls out a barrel made from roseite. "We can make pretty much anything from this tainted water." He drops the barrel, which instantly shatters. "Though it may not be the best in terms of structural integrity."
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    "Couldn't we just filter the clinic's water?"
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