Just_a_Fan

Just came up w/ a DND one shot set in the sonic universe.

You're accompanied by EEeEE, from the 2011 poképasta prevention of evolution, which is based on the 2008 pasta forever mine. 

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It's also a romance. (No, not with the dragon-bird-creature-thingy...why would you think that?)

@The Bookwyrm

tldr; yes with the dragon. 

-senceirly,

a sleep deprived Just_a_fan. 

"fun" d&d fact: orange dragons breath sodium, purple dragons are op due to being able to chose whether they want to have a line for a breath weapon, or a cone. they can also ignore fire res, yeet a bolt of plasma that deals their un-nerfed breath weapon damage on hit, aka no save, and can use their bright breath weapon as a flashbang, AND their lair actions negate darkvision and dim light producers... there's a reason why they got left behind in 2e... 

I'll be  back w/ more obscure dragon info later.

just got back from a vacay to DC. would've kept in touch, but hotel wifi kinda iffy, you know?

"you just fell for one of the classic blunders!

Never get involved with a land war w/ Asia?

Only slightly less well known;

Never go in against an children's show OC when death is on the line! *Mad laughter*"

*Le ohko hyper beam*

there is a huge rabbit in my bio classroom. it appears to be the size of a jug of milk. 

strawberry.

*looks at insanity clinic character that might as well as be a reincarnation of some glitch character, with how "often" he appears, and all the weird abilities he has.*

huh.

a twist of the "princess-dragon-knight" tale:

"Claw the knight of the mystic forest is trapped by the evil tyrant of barkingburg. help his dragon friend Sparks save him."

ye characters are from paw patrol lol

person: *tries to explain how a billion lions could defeat one of every canon Pokemon*

me: *explains that these could easily solo, due to several effectively being deities, even when canned to gameplay.*

person: A BiLiOn LiOnS iS a LoT oF LiOnS!

me:

whenever I find a fanfic or mod or other fanworks, I start a timer that starts at the beginning of its development, and ends when the head of the project is inevitably revealed to be someone who is muy taboo/"not a very good person", and the project dies due to a lack of management, and/or devs just drop it, then various "revival" copies start appearing because why not.

also: (source: Wikipedia.) 

another idea: we have random roles, but what about random AUs?

1 billion lions vs one of every Pokemon.

-tired.

-broke.

-too little information to even discuss.

-any attempts to solve are ruined by trolls.

1 billion lions try to defend Reach.

-new.

-woke.

-might actually be logical.

-the lions have a reason to fight.

I feel like i'm running on 3 1/2 hours of sleep, the result of forcefully inserting a creepypasta BBEG into a coffee shop/ collage AU wingfic of my cousin's favorite children's TV show, bible verses, and a poorly microwaved omelet. 

how to find an ace/aro in a crowd: summon dragon. watch who runs toward it not away. 

there. you've found the ace/aro in a crowd.

me doing homework: *can't stop thinking up good memes and fanfics.*

me, the instant I stop doing homework: *math, bio, etc suddenly seems super interesting.*

dude, update your about me.

read a Paw Patrol fanfiction. failed to recognize that "sonic" referred to the writer's self-insert, not Sonny Ogilvie Maurice Wentworth Hedgehog, Freedom fighter of green hill zone, until the comments.

turned a cut area of my campaign into a horror one-shot. then I added hallucinogenic spaghetti to it. the spaghetti is made of vaporeon guts. lol?

I'll be offline for a spell. tldr; homework.

"There's nobody here, and the place is flooded with bots... not unusual in the slightest." - a TF2 fan.

rpg-maker idea: le pokemon undertale au. but the aus are random too.

things I've eaten today: 1 & 1/2 things of saltines. 

2 glasses of 7 up. 

(so far) 3 spoonfuls of chicken & herb dumpling soup. possibly more by the time you read dis. 

"oh, why don'tcha playfight if you like those fighting games so much?"

what's the difference between a regulated, official match of airsoft and a game of imagination battle.

that's right, jimmy-do can't just become Goku and curbstomp everyone just because he said so. 

anti-memes: same thing as an anti-joke, ex.: "when you're in the shower." with a stock image of someone in a shower. 

bone hurting juice: most edited comic memes, ex. the "amatures" meme format.

speed of lobsters: meme made of captions from a show/movie, ex. speed of lobsters or icarly ostrich smoothie.