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  1. The Stick
    You were stabbed in the chest with Nightblood several hundred times. You were not faking.
  2. The Stick
    I, being the considerate person I am would never take your personal property by force. I greet you cordially and serve you a 1948 French wine and filet mignon. You graciously accept the meal and begin to eat. It is only after you eat it that you drop dead from the poison and I ram Nightblood into you a few hundred times. I then ask the Nightwatcher for the boon of being unkillable and unfindable on this thread. I am also granted the boon of nobody being able to resurrect except for me. I am bonded to the Nightwatcher so she gives me the bane of being unable to eat tyrannosaurus meat. They are all dead, so the boon is useless, but I never tell her. I then flee to my fortress.
  3. The Stick
    Interesting concept to make you unkillable. I would suggest flipping Elsecaller and Skybreaker so 3rd ideal Elsecaller. This would make your Soulcasting much more efficient. Then, you could essentially power Allomancy and Feruchemy with Stormlight. You could Soulcast any metals you need so you never run out of gold.
  4. The Stick
    6. This character is not Rosharan. I have two more bonus clues is necessary.
  5. The Stick
    No Do you want a bonus hint?
  6. The Stick
    No 1. This character is not Invested. 2: This character has killed. 3. This character has at least one dead parent (canon) 4. This character is dead. 5. This character is evil. If you need them, I have 2 bonus clues.
  7. The Stick
    What does locked mean?
  8. The Stick
    Seran?
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  10. The Stick
    Not Bloody Tan or Demoux. 3. This character has at least one dead parent.
  11. The Stick
    I see this as essentially coming down to two factors. 1. Who is leading the Koloss. 2. How much Light do radiants have and where are they? I see some fun scenarios with people like Cett, Vasher, Elend, Dalinar, or Bavadin leading the armies. As for Light, I have wished for years that Brandon would publish a definitive guide to Stormlight measurements like 3 clearchips equals one basic lashing. I would say give the radiants the Coalition Emerald reserve.
  12. The Stick
    No, not Adolin or Gavinor. 1. This character is not Invested. 2. This character has killed.
  13. The Stick
    Sadly for you, I happen to have a cult of people with Invested metal weapons that were waiting for you at [Redacted] and we completely shredded your Investiture. As all three aspects of you are destroyed, I take the Sandwich and teleport to an undisclosed location. I canonized it.
  14. The Stick
    Sadly for you, I happen to have a cult of people with Invested metal weapons that were waiting for you at [Redacted] and we completely shredded your Investiture. As all three aspects of you are destroyed, I take the Sandwich and teleport to an undisclosed location.
  15. The Stick
    I will say it is not Adolin, you may need the Coppermind for this one.
  16. The Stick
    1. This character is not Invested.
  17. The Stick
    I can go next if they do not have a character picked.
  18. The Stick
    Gets bane. Inserts Stick.
  19. The Stick
    Granted. Your bane is that you are sacrificed to fuel Dakhor teleportation. I wish that everybody's favorite characters die.
  20. The Stick
    Elantris
  21. The Stick
    Sadly for you, I had massive Nircosilminds strapped to me so the leechers and Nightblood have no effect. My curse works regardless, I do not want to give spoilers, but if you have read Tress, you know I am right. You then realize that you are actually a despicable person and stab yourself with Nightblood.
  22. The Stick
    Why would we not stay on topic? Why would we not theorize on Stormlight Archive?
  23. The Stick
    Leave bear food outside. WHen you are hacking Brandon's computer to read Stormlight Archive 5.
  24. The Stick
    What you did not know is that I faked losing Investiture and the decoy sandwich you took was filled with gemstones which sucked away your Stormlight. Afterwards, I cursed you to become stupid unless you at the Sandwich.
  25. The Stick
    Sadly for you, I have a swarm of pet Larkins which eat the Investiture of you and your gloves. I repeat my Soulcasting, and in case you try to stop me, I use Stick to ascend to Adonalsium.
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