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  1. Well you aren’t, but it’s a bit I’m playing. Invisible was the name of my imaginary best friend when I was younger. So now I’m all nostalgic.
  2. Literally. But it’s a joke. Plenty of girls have diseases, but cooties isn’t real. mostly they’re just scary
  3. I reckon I’ll make myself comfortable… not because I’m lonely, but because now none of you are.
  4. Yo yo yo wassup dudes to be fair, I am too young to date, but that’s okay. Because girls have cooties.
  5. So lonely like not in a relationship? or lonely as in hopeless and melodramatic depression? What kind of loneliness
  6. Every fricking time I hear about about the Hamas atrocities I get more storming pissed off

    It’s freaking terrible 

    1. The Paradoxical Phenomenon

      The Paradoxical Phenomenon

      Except I didn’t say storming, ftr

  7. lol that’s the highest I’ve been on the leaderboard in a solid month

    1. The Paradoxical Phenomenon

      The Paradoxical Phenomenon

      And I won’t make you go look, it’s 2nd 🥈 

      like and follow for more random crap that’s funny to me in the moment 

  8. Life hack: win every argument by covertly editing Wikipedia 

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    2. Immortal Platypus

      Immortal Platypus

      i had a history teacher that one year he told his students not to use wikipedia, and then, to stop them from doing it, he edited the page on the topic they were researching to some ridiculous stuff that was clearly false

    3. The Paradoxical Phenomenon

      The Paradoxical Phenomenon

      lol that sounds like a fun teacher. 

    4. Immortal Platypus

      Immortal Platypus

      i loved him, he was awesome

  9. IMG_2116.jpeg.c6260042f112e4127073f24ae4f05505.jpeg

    1. The Paradoxical Phenomenon

      The Paradoxical Phenomenon

      Possibly in the next year

    2. Edema Rue

      Edema Rue

      Awww @The Wandering Wizard tell Haly we love her (because I can't tell her for a while)

  10. *shudders* the one time I was mentioned in here I got banned for a month. What does that tell you about me And I’m funny (sometimes) too I’m just not popular
  11. Where you go

    1. shortcake

      shortcake

      I disappeared:D

      Nah I'm joking

      I just haven't been super active

      I've been pretty busy in life stuffs, but I'm trying to come on here more

      It's difficult though since this tablet won't give me a notification whenever I get one on here

      It's annoying

  12. Ight prolly not gonna post much at all anymore so yeah if you want to talk to me shoot me a PM but I’m trying out retirement from the shard 

    Spoiler

    I am punctuation and grammar’s worst enemy

     

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    3. Thaidakar the Ghostblood

      Thaidakar the Ghostblood

      *Throws Grammar and Punctuation behind me.* I will protect them at all costs!

    4. The Wandering Wizard

      The Wandering Wizard

      Best of luck Alphy and may you find what you're looking for ❤️

  13.  

    Merry Christmas. I got an upgraded one for y’all. 

  14. I could say the same about you
  15. It’s Christmas Eve boys

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    2. Edema Rue

      Edema Rue

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      short people slaves like eddie

      hOLd uP-

    3. Immortal Platypus

      Immortal Platypus

      what, that's completely normal

    4. Silver Phantom

      Silver Phantom

      Agreed, totally normal, nothing wrong with that

  16. This is so true. Then when I’m pretty sure she is hinting I think like that one soundbite “oh no, this can’t be”
  17. Y’all are killing me

    im not going to name names, but it’s probably not you

    i might end up deleting my account soon

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    2. The Paradoxical Phenomenon

      The Paradoxical Phenomenon

      I can’t help but feel like the Having a Bad Day thread would be a better place

    3. Thaidakar the Ghostblood

      Thaidakar the Ghostblood

      *shrug* potentially it could be.

    4. Immortal Platypus

      Immortal Platypus

      it would be, but a) some people don't know about it and b) it is used, and sometimes people just want to rant for a little in an SU

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