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The cheeseman

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  1. Nope. TPBM has met a celebrity.
  2. I want a kitten so that it can nibble on my fingertips while I scroll on the Shard.

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    2. Lotus Blossom

      Lotus Blossom

      Until he walks across your keyboard and sends spam texts to someone you need to impress or you're in a fight with-

    3. The cheeseman

      The cheeseman

      That's why I don't text on my computer.

    4. Lotus Blossom

      Lotus Blossom

      I was on a call with my friend at the time :ph34r:

  3. *seagulls have entered the chat*
  4. Gosh darn it, I had a nine day streak...
  5. Yes... TPBM has waited more than four hours for a game to download.
  6. I've never played a full caster. So no. TPBM has played other TTRPGs besides D&D.
  7. No, but if luck has it I'll be DM-ing for one within the month! TPBM is a rules lawyer when they're a DM, but tries their darndest to get around them when they're a player.
  8. *gasp* how DARE you double post!?
  9. Ya know something weird? I'm able to type literally anything except the password to my computer. That, I have to point-and-peck.

  10. I will. After all, we're all entitled to our opinions. Speaking of wrong opinions...
  11. Sounds interesting. I will be organizing a counter-protest, seeing as we all know that TLPW is cooler. (not an rp)
  12. Yes. TPBM has a lute or other archetypal fantasy/medieval instrument.
  13. It does. Just be careful ig.
  14. I would say riots are cool, but you know what's better? Protesting. Because riots (see LA 1965 and Minneapolis 2020) tend to set things on fire in a bad way.
  15. OK I'm going to ramble now.

    Spoiler

    So my grandparents were in an accident in their motor home and my grandfather has a bunch of broken ribs and some broken vertebrae. My dad is flying up to Oregon (where they live) on Saturday morning and doesn't know when he's going to be back. I saw a picture of the motor home turned over beside the interstate and it's crushed. Not like, a little bit crushed. Flattened. I have no idea how either of them survived, they're both in their seventies and my grandmother especially is very frail. The other car that was involved is completely fine and it's not goddamn fair THEY WERE IN A VEHICLE THAT WEIGHED NEARLY FIVE TONS THEY SHOULD HAVE BEEN FINE!!

    okay

    Uhm.

    I'm done.

     

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    2. The cheeseman

      The cheeseman

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      A bromance between whom?

       

    3. The Paradoxical Phenomenon

      The Paradoxical Phenomenon

       

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      Legolas and Gimli

       

    4. The cheeseman

      The cheeseman

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      Ah, of course

       

  16. Nope. TPBM has been Rickrolled in the past week.
  17. I am a Christian, technically my denomination is Reformed Baptist, but I'm not totally sure. Growing up the grandson of a preacher, I have been surrounded by the Gospel my whole life. Sometimes, I can be stubborn, rude, and quite sarcastic, but I hate to imagine what I would be like without the Holy Spirit. Being Christian has quite literally kept me alive. On that, I will not be elaborating. It has also informed almost every one of my beliefs, and has led me to not quite purposefully cause a number of very loud arguments with friends of mine who either are not religious or are of a very different denomination.
  18. I do not. Thank God. TPBM has more than five thousand liked songs on Spotify.
  19. When I got back to Nebraska after my vacation, I didn't really feel like I was home until Sunday rolled around and I went back to church.

    Then I felt home.

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    2. The cheeseman

      The cheeseman

      Stop flexing on us poor Nebraskans, Eddie.

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      I used to live in Alaska, which - out of any state - has the most majestic mountains.

       

    3. Edema Rue

      Edema Rue

      :D 

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      THATS SO SAD!! I love Alaska’s mountains!

       

    4. The cheeseman

      The cheeseman

      They're so beautiful and that is were I want to propose. My parents got engaged on top of a mountain in Hawaii, I want to get engaged on top of a mountain in Alaska. Preferably Hatcher's Pass.

  20. Buckle in, because this is gonna be quite the long and meandering post. Last month, there were a lot of questions from my writing group about how the magic system in my books works. So, I've been doing a lot of thinking and workshopping how exactly somebody can throw a fireball or turn into a wolf. __________ Part one: power. Where does the magical energy come from, and how do humanoids manipulate it? The answer requires a basic understanding of the theology/metaphysics of Natris. (The planet my book is set on) Any and all forms of magic originate from the Veil, a barrier that separates the observable universe (reality) from Abdonya and Encore (hell and heaven). The Veil can best be described as the power of creation and change. Power is drawn through the Veil via access to a khar, a spirit. There are several main types, along with an enormous number of subtypes that I don't have the time to list. Firstly, there are divine khar, which are less powerful and more varied versions of the seven gods; the Lord of Day, the Lady of Night, the Lord of Storms, the Lady of Flames, the Mother Below, the Father Above, and Leviathan. Secondly, there are demons. Demons all have unique names and temperaments, whereas a divine khar will only have a name if it is a direct creation of one of the gods. Lastly, there are the khar of dead animals. These are much more common however, they yield much less power to the user. These three main types connect to the Veil in two different ways: demons and divine khar have an inherent connection due to their supernatural nature, and the khar of animals can only connect to the Veil once said animal has died. Even then, they are not fully connected to the Veil. An animal must be bonded to a person in order to completely merge with the Veil. Otherwise, you have the small chance of being able to see the apparition of said animal near the place that it died. But how, you may be asking, does somebody use the magic? And what happens when they use it? Well, I will answer that question with the last part of this post. A human - or other intelligent species - can touch the Veil and use magic if, and only if, they are bonded to a khar in a similar way to the spren bond in Stormlight. Except without the oaths, armor, and blade. What kind of magic they use is dependent on what kind of spirit they are bonded to. For example, if someone were bonded to a divine khar, they would be able to manipulate things that that khar is relevant to, such as fire, the sun, shadows, storms, the sea, time, or flora. Someone bonded to a nature khar, however, would do much different things. Take a wolf, as an example. A person bonded to a wolf would take on wolf-like behaviors and features, to a certain extent. Their senses of smell, hearing, and sight would be enhanced to those of a wolf, their hair would go from it's natural color to gray and their eyes would take on a yellow-golden hue. A person would also take on some of the behaviors of a wolf, such as becoming far better at working with, shall I say, a pack. These changes - save for being able to transform into a wolf - are, also, genetic, and therefore are passed down. Genetic changes and traits such as these are the reason certain great houses and clans are associated with certains animals. There are built-in limits to the magic system, but that - and what being bonded to a divine khar or a demon entails - is for another post.
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