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The cheeseman

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  1. Granted. A person named Corruption is immediately teleported to the sun. I wish for every quality book to receive an equally quality screen adaptation that is consumable in every human language.
  2. Granted, it only exists in the Tower of Alexandria. I wish for the Ebony Warrior to not be a horribly Broken boss fight.
  3. I'm not the only person who enjoys thinking about writing my book more than the actual act of doing so, right?

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    2. Veledsier

      Veledsier

      I love thinking about the plot for my book way more then having to actually type that plot up and make it sound good.

    3. Edema Rue

      Edema Rue

      I love writing little scenes with the characters that don’t matter to the plot and won’t even show up in the actual book waaay more than writing important stuff.

    4. kajsa ㅇㅅㅇ

      kajsa ㅇㅅㅇ

      You are not the only one. I just spent 50 dollars on a second TEMU haul just so I can dress up as a character that I haven’t written much of at all… she just lives in my head and drawings…

  4. Granted. You return to your normal time. Your spren stays in Cryodill, alive and unmutilated. I wish for more mainstream Lovecraftian horror.
  5. Ask Ishar. Seems like he was trynna do that.
  6. Granted. You and your spren now live in the Empire of Cryodill, circa 205 4E. I wish for Bethesda games to not be buggy messes at launch.
  7. Opinion of the day #2: Rand should've ended up with JUST Min. She was the best for him.

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    2. Veledsier

      Veledsier

      what are we talking about?? im dumb:rolleyes:

    3. The cheeseman

      The cheeseman

      The Wheel of Time.

    4. Edema Rue

      Edema Rue

      Don’t worry not knowing Wheel of Time doesn’t make you dumb.

  8. Granted. You hear cheesy love songs every time you get in a fight. I wish for modern mainstream music to be more quality.
  9. Granted, you cannot communicate with your spren. I wish to never hear a song I won't like.
  10. Granted. All nat 20s are now no longer an auto-success. I wish to DM an actual play podcast.
  11. I don't know who I would bond, but I would probably be either a Cryptic or an Inkspren. If you could have dinner (not romantic) with a fictional character, who would it be?
  12. A Storm of Swords, by George Martin. What was the last thing you ate?
  13. The Children of Húrin, by JRR Tolkien. Where was the last place you went on a walk?
  14. Three times in my life I have been so furiously enraged that red started creeping in at the edge of my vision: learning that my brother was being bullied, hearing the cruel way my sister was being talked to by a guy at my youth group, and last night when I watched Schindler's List.

    Part of me is glad I wasn't around in WWII, because I would have committed war crimes. Specifically the one about mistreatment of enemy prisoners.

    Storm Nazis.

    May the Light turn away from them and the Dark One shatter their bones.

  15. As we know oil is one of the Ten Essences. But would you even be able to soulcast insulin? It's been a while since I read SA, so perhaps I'm misremembering, but can't something only be soulcast if it's one of - or a variant of - one of the Ten Essences?
  16. What store. I need to go. Now.
  17. Opinion of the day: all epic fantasy - if/when it receives an adaptation - should be adapted in an animated form, as live-action cannot properly display all aspects of a fantastical world.

  18. *Los Alamos sounds intensify*
  19. I do. I've been spending it playing Skyrim, writing, and listening to a DnD actual play. TPBM has never played a video game.
  20. It's atrocious. Have you played Warhammer?
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