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"I'm not sure it was intended, but it definitely is now."

"I think either we're slowly going to be picked off, or just judged on how we handle the situations." Emerik said

Emerik woke from an uneasy night of sleep and joined up with Aolicei and Par.

Calvin and Hobbes is the best comic strip. No one can prove me wrong

yeah...it's not like anything important is going on though TPBM Has watched Arcane

It's always great to find new cosmere people. My friend who I had persuaded to read Stormlight started reading Mistborn so it was pretty great

That's a relief

Emerik looked at her and said, "I don't know how to deal with kids, It's ok for them to have knives, right?"

Emerik looked down at her, and decided to give her his spare knife he carried. "Here," He offered it to her, "I promise I won't hurt you, I just want you to have this. You look pretty strong, you should have something to fight with."

When Emerik could no longer see the guards, he took out the pouch and dumped it into his hand to find...A weird piece of metal. "That was a bit of a let down," He thought"oh well, It's better than nothing."

"Yeah, you can go now, we've got it from here. Good day." Emerik gave a mock bow and when he stood up he had a pouch full of something from the guard in his hand. He slipped it into his pocket.

the coin landed on tails. "Okay, whatever."

Emerik saw this out of the corner of his eye, so he turned his head and said "What was that for?"

Emerik idly began flipping his coin again. He walked over to Par who was holding Shana, "Good job back there. You were a big help with Shana." He patted Par on the back.

I'll trade you for 17 1/2 deaf bats I have a calculator that is an english major

I honestly have no idea, although not a pun, "I am stick" is a good one

Emerik shoved his way out from the guards that had tackled him. He prodded the guard he had felled with his foot, he groaned. "Maybe I shouldn't have been so quick to attack."

Two in fact TPBM should be doing something more important right now

I don't drink tea, so I guess any tea is too much for me I have no idea who I'd choose. Maybe Jesus, I feel like that would be a pretty cool day.

Yes. They are so loud, I am in a near constant state of sensory overload when I am around them TPBM has a fear of spiders

Where did my slugs go? The king of llamas

I is for Iadon

how would you rate your local lightbulb pedestrian? a nice dose of salmonella