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  1. Immortal Platypus
    especially without armor. And you just had to ruin my win. 8 hours of winning only for you to ruin it. Here's hoping for just as long again for me!!
  2. Immortal Platypus
    But they shouldn't have because it was already inhabited.
  3. Immortal Platypus
    They also now have billionaires.
  4. Immortal Platypus
    Congratulations Wizard. You are no longer winning. Also, I might have been wrong about you winning right then. Oh well. Also, post the post number!!!!! There is no post number here!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Don't worry, he fixed it. yay!!! 188
  5. Immortal Platypus
    "Do I have to do everything? I'm gonna eat and drive, so there." I walk into the driver's seat, pull out my smoothie, drink, pizza, candy, chips, and donuts. *Starts driving and eating* "On the bright side, these things can fly, so we should be there in no time."
  6. Immortal Platypus
    when did the mountains quake? Singapore immediately abandoned the plot and began mining gems.
  7. Immortal Platypus
    "Can we get it from a dragon carriage like that one over there?" I ask after swallowing my fries. "I think they should change the name to dragon shaped carriage though, because there are no dragons involved in a dragon carriage, but I digress."
  8. Immortal Platypus
    if no one knew it had started, how did they have the money? Their neighbors, Singapore, however did not appreciate Qatar having billionaires so they tried to kidnap them.
  9. Immortal Platypus
    I eat my burger that I duplicated from Haly's burger.
  10. Immortal Platypus
    Granted. You now cannot see music, hear music, or play normal instruments. I wish to be indestructible.
  11. Immortal Platypus
    Go to the Battle for the sandwich thread then. In other news, @The Wandering Wizard is winning currently. 186
  12. Immortal Platypus
    what youtube channel The pancake owners forfeit and go to live better lives in the middle of Qatar.
  13. Immortal Platypus
    "Fine." I catch the quarter and toss it at the lightbulb next to the chandelier. Nothing happens, but it looks cool. Then I head southeast where dragons are known to rest.
  14. Immortal Platypus
    "No!" cried the owners of the pancake shops.
  15. Immortal Platypus
    "Yay!! The Sandwich!!! I don't even want to know how this ended up here. Do you want to go find a dragon now? It could be fun."
  16. Immortal Platypus
    Then they (the pancake shops) threw a bunch of sandals and socks into the stew to try to sabotage again.
  17. Immortal Platypus
    I follow Haly down the stairs.
  18. Immortal Platypus
    But then the small pancake shops sabotaged Lift.
  19. Immortal Platypus
    "It could be there I guess. Good a place as any I guess."
  20. Immortal Platypus
    The pot boiled and bubbled and steamed and overflowed and exploded (only 3 times though).
  21. Immortal Platypus
    "I'm Phillip. Nice to meet you Haly. (Do you pronounce it Haelee or halle) That's not how I remember the song going, but I like your way better. That's how I'll sing it now. Thanks for letting me in. It's kind of chilly out there. Stupid underworld heat always making me unprepared for these temperatures. Have you seen any shadows with a sandwich head this way? I need that sandwich. Do you want to help me get it?"
  22. Immortal Platypus
    "I'll buy it even if it's not cheap!!!! Probably. No guarantees." I sing then say from outside the hotel window. "Can I come in? I searching for a very specific sandwich and I can't seem to find it. Those blasted shadows!!!"
  23. Immortal Platypus
    thank you 184
  24. Immortal Platypus
    Jumping dingos jump justly so no goats owe women jackets. You're welcome. 182
  25. Immortal Platypus
    I want a dragon. It could incinerate the shadows for me.
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