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  1. Immortal Platypus
    i can maybe soulcast!!!!
  2. Immortal Platypus
    Granted. you are incapable of believing anything that you do not know firsthand. i wish for Shallan to not exist.
  3. Immortal Platypus
    Carol went to the bottle cap factory to complete the pilgrimage.
  4. Immortal Platypus
    gets distracted inserts Adonalsium
  5. Immortal Platypus
    do you mean the dragon carol? the enemy attacked bookwyrm
  6. Immortal Platypus
    oh well. I know a lot of orchestra memes. my class is full of them He couldn't find out because he was denied access to them by...
  7. Immortal Platypus
    if you want to, sure. Then the people were scared.
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    "Thank you. and my brother sings fine, the rest of the choir doesn't. I go to all his concerts anyway." I bow graciously and back away.
  9. Immortal Platypus
    Granted. The nightwatcher wonders why. You must answer any question truthfully, always. I wish to be immune to all insect's bites, stings, etc., etc.
  10. Immortal Platypus
    because why not. 271
  11. Immortal Platypus
    Then he realized that memes weren't the way to go and changed his fury so it came out as really bad memes.
  12. Immortal Platypus
    I force everyone to listen to my younger brother's elementary school choir and their bad singing kills most of the people. I then take the sandwich out from under Telrao's sleeping body. (It was a lullaby and Telrao appreciated it.)
  13. Immortal Platypus
    I was at school. I was not touching a cat. but they are lucky. maybe it was because everyone was so befuzzled by it.
  14. Immortal Platypus
    Wayne got mad.
  15. Immortal Platypus
    He found it.
  16. Immortal Platypus
    You're past the point of no return. Sorry. 269
  17. Immortal Platypus
    how did I win for 12 hours on this: just how?
  18. Immortal Platypus
    *Comes after sandwich and takes it* "You may be wondering how I survived. I wore a flamethrower for a hat, which when combined with my specific biology, obviously caused extra fire immunity in addition to my natural fire ability so i didn't even get hot from the flames." did you just call this thread normal?!!! This isn't normal, it is normal for this specific thread.
  19. Immortal Platypus
    *hugs* i just got sick like that. I had to sit next to my sick younger brother for 6 hours in a cramped car, so that's how I got it. *hugs again* get well soon. *hugs* *hugs* *hugs* *hugs* *hugs* *hugs* *hugs* *hugs* I haven't had most of those experiences, but the ones I have had suck. I hope you feel better and stay safe and get your parents to do what you need and get caught up and are able to deal with everything. I don't know what else to say so... *hugs* *hugs* *hugs* *hugs* *hugs* *hugs* *hugs*
  20. Immortal Platypus
    While you are on your way, I appear and give an amazing "You Fool, I Had it in a Different Place, Not in a Safe"* speech. While you are distracted, thinking that what i'm saying is true, I steal the sandwich. *trademarked
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    Suddenly you are engulfed in a blast of fire from my dragon carriage. "I didn't know it could do that!!" I shout as I swoop past taking the sandwich and storing it for safekeeping.
  22. Immortal Platypus
    Dang it cellist, i was typing out pretty much the same thing right when you posted that.
  23. Immortal Platypus
    okay. my friend and I were talking about it and i said some things that were similar, but I don't know all this as well as I would like. Thanks
  24. Immortal Platypus
    is savantism reversible if you slowly wean yourself off the metal? it seems possible.
  25. Immortal Platypus
    "Because time travel was fixed going to the future by myself."
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