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  1. Immortal Platypus
    I escape the sacrifice and Alcatraz the Popsicle Crab god teleports the sandwich directly to me as a reward for my cleverness.
  2. Immortal Platypus
    i love it and i'm stealing the win.
  3. Immortal Platypus
    I put you in a game of heist-a-thon with the sandwich as stakes. I win and receive the sandwich as reward.
  4. Immortal Platypus
    it still wouldn't change it probably
  5. Immortal Platypus
    I take the sandwich right after you begin the procedure and now I run.
  6. Immortal Platypus
    nothing besides what they call him
  7. Immortal Platypus
    *fails to sacrifice Perry because I protect him* 283
  8. Immortal Platypus
    no. but you can bury them
  9. Immortal Platypus
    *pumps Thaidakar's stomach for sandwich* *burns sandwich* 281
  10. Immortal Platypus
    I encase the sandwich in the statue of the sandwich.
  11. Immortal Platypus
    you can bury the demons. I believe in you!!!
  12. Immortal Platypus
    It's magic that way.
  13. Immortal Platypus
    *gives you death* My sandwich!!!! 278
  14. Immortal Platypus
    yeah, i am now. sorry, i didn't realize until now. yeah, i feel that. sorry it took so long to respond.
  15. Immortal Platypus
    Whatever could you mean. I didn't edit it, definitely not, who could forget the number count NO! My sandwich! 276
  16. Immortal Platypus
    A leveler (you know, those things you use to put underneath an uneven table leg, an uneven keyboard, etc. etc.).
  17. Immortal Platypus
    I take the sandwich from @Thaidakar the Ghostblood who had collapsed for some reason unbeknownst to us.
  18. Immortal Platypus
    "kalsdgh[iashdfasij" said Platypus after figuring it out.
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  20. Immortal Platypus
    sometimes until you're doing math that you don't like. 273
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  22. Immortal Platypus
    I blow you up with Jasnah's pie star (See TLT) and take the sandwich.
  23. Immortal Platypus
    "NO!" she cried. "I can never complete the pilgrimage. I must now go back to page 480!!!" Weeping, she left back to page 480
  24. Immortal Platypus
    I call up "Don't worry, I'm okay!!! Thanks for being gentle!!" Then I run off with the sandwich that fell with me. "It was a good time!! Have a good life!!!"
  25. Immortal Platypus
    my younger brother's choir runs after you, beats you up, and gives the sandwich to me.
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