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  1. Immortal Platypus
    I'm also a Utahn... poor non-Utah people. Oh well. Utah! Shard! HAPPY!!!! YAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  2. Immortal Platypus
    i want the 99,998 spot and @Ookla the Untitled can have the 99,999th spot and then someone (maybe me) can have the 100,000th spot. once that happens, we go to 2,147,483,647 (my favorite number) posts. All in favor say aye and raise your hand. "Aye!" *raises hand* 1391
  3. Immortal Platypus
    that pun was so bad it hurt me on an internal level. It's like my friend's theory (RoW spoilers)
  4. Immortal Platypus
    i'll give you my remoteless TV that doesn't respond to any signals. I have a package of Ramen.
  5. Immortal Platypus
    i want a breakfast burrito!!!! actually, the craving is gone. I'll take a taco now.
  6. Immortal Platypus
    This didn't frighten her at first, but it should have. It should have...
  7. Immortal Platypus
    Suddenly Rue is ambushed by people wearing strange hats.
  8. Immortal Platypus
    but... I like tacos. I just want a burrito. I am craving one.
  9. Immortal Platypus
    i gave it away. i take the cat skin but not the skinned cat. I have a cat fur rug (pocket-sized!!!)
  10. Immortal Platypus
    "Fourscore and seven years ago our goats brought forth, on this continent, a new nation, conceived in liberty, and dedicated to the proposition that all men are created goats."
  11. Immortal Platypus
    "My last name was and is Platypus. What is my first name?" I ask, retrieving the sandwich.
  12. Immortal Platypus
    but what if I want a burrito instead of a taco? What then?
  13. Immortal Platypus
    It rains burritos. Birthdays are when it happens only certain ones.
  14. Immortal Platypus
    we had spent the past couple weeks learning and I knew it all, don't worry, I'm very curious about these things so if I didn't know it, I would have studied it. Thanks for the worry but it's not necessary.
  15. Immortal Platypus
    Suddenly he turned. A blade was in his hands. No one had seen it appear. He swung and although a few dodged, all died, even the ones he didn't hit. He chuckled at the look of shock on the people watching via cameras (of course he could see them) and strolled off. The blade vanished as he did.
  16. Immortal Platypus
    i leave that in your pocket and take your unused tissue from your other pocket. you get the armrest of my school desk. I have my right sock (they're fuzzy!)
  17. Immortal Platypus
    I re-claim the sandwich as the magic sustaining us all gives it to me as no one has said my character's name.
  18. Immortal Platypus
    shush you. 371
  19. Immortal Platypus
    Meanwhile (again): Platypus climbs inside the fortress and is immediately spotted. He thinks to himself, "I hope this causes a distraction for the others." He proceeds to lead the guards all over the fortress.
  20. Immortal Platypus
    I don't know about that. Kaladin is 7 foot so he would weigh significantly more that 200. plus muscle weighs more than fat so he'd way a very good amount.
  21. Immortal Platypus
    Not this one they don't. and you spelled platypi wrong.
  22. Immortal Platypus
    you wanna know something cool? The plot started more than 20 pages back. meanwhile: As platypus walks around the building a small rift in space appears. Platypus took a blade out and cut a whole in the wall. He then put it back in and the rift disappeared. As he walked in, however... Don't finish this. *cuts back to other people's POV*
  23. Immortal Platypus
    I am immortal. I will kill you miss Sedai.
  24. Immortal Platypus
    thanks. I was just saying that so that people wouldn't tell me to study
  25. Immortal Platypus
    HOW LONG HAS THIS EXISTED WITHOUT ME BEING AWARE OF THIS!!!!!!!? I LOVE VEGGIETALES!!!!!!!!!!!!! I need to watch it soon.
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