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  1. Immortal Platypus
    My flesh instantly healed and even as she vanished, she permanently turned into a human. "Stupid Narration teeth beating not narrated skin!!!"
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    "She changed again. Right before you came up. She thinks she can bite her way through. Doesn't realize that her teeth can't penetrate my skin."
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    You all notice that Platypus is missing. Then you look up at a bubbling sound. Platypus is floating on a pillar of water overhead, holding a squirming fish. "I am the master of all waters!!! You shouldn't have become a fish you fool!" Subversion-fish starts to suffocate.
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    WOB that we saw earlier says that KR's don't have to have a cracked Spiritweb, it's just common. I was 99%+ certain that you couldn't, I was just saying that if you could, it would be useful. Although with @Ookla the Frustrated.'s most recent comment, it might be possible if you had enough Stormlight. I agree that it's not perfect, but it does help, especially with Stormlight. correct me if I'm wrong, but that seems like a good way to kill yourself. Especially if you do it right as they summon a SprenBlade and it severs your spine.
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    "I just randomly used Narration and brought us here. Hi!" "Focus Platypus."
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    even steel and iron are only useful in some scenarios. especially if you can reverse lash a sprenblade. bronze is only useful to see how much Stormlight they have and tin is only useful to see farther. pewter is mostly countered by the Rosharan's physical stature and Stormlight, leeching requires getting in range of a SprenBlade. Duralumin is only useful in some scenarios. Lerasium is useless, Aitum is the Mistborn's basically only saving grace, Malatium could hypothetically be used with Soothing and Rioting to be powerful, but it's not likely because the Spren would help the KR through it.
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    a lot can be easily countered by a KR's power or physical ability but you should really read the discussion before making a judgement.
  9. Immortal Platypus
    "Nope, it's not, I can sense her when she is present. It's my turn again." I wiggle my right ear, my left ear, then stick out my tongue. Suddenly we appear at the bottom of the ocean. Luckily, it was a very shallow ocean. Subversion turns at the splash and starts. "How did you all get here? I was so careful!!!" @Ookla the Untitled, be Subversion again please.
  10. Immortal Platypus
    "Just someone try already!!!"
  11. Immortal Platypus
    "You're welcome to do it then. In fact, if you have so little faith in me, you should."
  12. Immortal Platypus
    "See, that's my point. Don't complain if you can't do it yourself or you might find yourself in a bottomless pit because I get mad at you."
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    "Pantala? How did I bring us here. Oh well. Subversion is usually humanoid. Just so you know. Anyway, we should tame a dragon and go kill Subversion." "Look Everyone, you try Narrating next time. It's not as easy as you think."
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    YAY!!!!!
  15. Immortal Platypus
    if it's not too presumptuous, I would love some of me. if you are in TLPW or TLT or TBFTS with me there's probably stuff you could use.
  16. Immortal Platypus
    Narrator Platypus yells as he is contained in a giant room. The room and vines start to fade as he is mysteriously getting choked. @Ookla the Untitled, we need someone to be Subversion besides me, I'm bad at it.
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    "Welp, I'm only done this in a highly contained location and on accident, so standard disclaimer. This may not be entirely safe, blah blah blah, everybody ready? If you aren't, too bad." As soon as platypus finishes speaking, they appear in a dark alley. "Blast it Unintelligible," platypus says, looking around nervously. "You made me think of the Dark Alley. Let's try again before they notice us." Suddenly our heroes appear in a dim, musty room in front of Subversion. "SUBVERSION!!! YOUR CRIMES MUST CEASE!!!!! And also, we're being followed. Whatever was watching us is with us still. Rym, watch our backs. Make sure the whatever-it-is doesn't attack and harm us. Unintelligible, Rue, let's get this fool. Platypus, just, uh, make sure that we don't get ambushed. Use your Narration if you have too. Everyone, help out where you deem necessary. WE GOT THIS!!!!"
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    "I maybe got this. I'll try narrating unless someone else wants to." "Wait." Phillipe growls. "There is someone, or something, watching us, trying to see what we're doing. Does anyone else feel that?"
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    huh? my friend is @Wits instant noodles. I wasn't trying to contact you. I was telling them that that's why i was waiting to start the plot here. sorry again, I didn't mean to ping you. Again, I wasn't trying to get you to lift his penalty, I was just explaining why I was waiting so sorry if that's what it looked like. My apologies for accidentally summoning you completely unnecessarily. I'm just forgetful sometimes and forgot that you have a ton of stuff to do.
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    "I believe Rym was joining us. Sorry I was late, I had to go grab my secret weapon. It was very important. Phillipe, you ready?" "I was written ready boss. Let's do this." @Ookla the Perpetual
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    You both jump as a platypus materializes in between you. "I have returned. Is everyone prepared for the attack? My allies have arrived, those who are coming at least."
  22. Immortal Platypus
    I'm back!!! 360 (the original count is off, you can see the count at the top of the page)
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    oh yeah. oops. sorry. i'll just get rid of it. hopefully he'll ignore it. sorry chaos!!! don't hurt me. WHY AM I SO STUPID SOMETIMES!!!!!?
  24. Immortal Platypus
    "I take offense. The platypus wasn't going to lead you. I, Grand Marshall of Lore, Phillipe, am. We're waiting on a few of my allies. they should be along in a little bit. give it a few hours and then we'll go fight, with or without the ones who haven't showed up. one of them is trying to convince chaos to remove his thing that makes it so mods have to approve his content. a few others haven't contacted me. if they don't, we'll continue the plot anyway.
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    is that bad counting? the second line has just six it should have seven
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