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  1. Immortal Platypus
    good!
  2. Immortal Platypus
    I wasn't Invested. You'll note I said that I took in Stormlight. But the Trellium didn't hit the harmonium like it was supposed to.
  3. Immortal Platypus
    non-single pringles are made for being blown up!
  4. Immortal Platypus
    "I thought I was clear I had it. Was I not?"
  5. Immortal Platypus
    There was nothing for the Trellium to react to and so I'm just hit by tiny, mosquito sized missiles that don't explode. It hurts, but I take in Stormlight and heal, then proceed with what I was doing.
  6. Immortal Platypus
    I'm not Invested so your Larkins did nothing. Also, it was sheathed. But that's besides the point. I am called an Immortal Platypus for a reason. If a cheap imitation of Nightblood could kill me, that would be pathetic. You can tell it was a cheap imitation because you aren't dead to it even though your hundreds of Larkins would have eaten your Investiture. I am also now too far away to continue this conversation and I have the sandwich.
  7. Immortal Platypus
    I'm very good at pretending. Also, your Nightblood was a cheap replica, and I don't know how you didn't know that because I was wearing the real Nightblood on my belt.
  8. Immortal Platypus
    YES! TAKE THAT @Cinnamon! I TOLD YOU YOU COULDN'T STOP ME!!!! I ALMOST MADE IT 48 HOURS TOO!!!!!
  9. Immortal Platypus
    oh, those are good
  10. Immortal Platypus
    Your boon is useless because you only got one bane, breaking the rules of the Nightwatcher. I come back to life, as I was never truly dead, just pretending. I follow you to your fortress and take the sandwich.
  11. Immortal Platypus
    Platypus summoned Vengeance and held it out.
  12. Immortal Platypus
    I like this plan but how do outsiders know we have a Stick month, oath, song, and mascot? (Yes we have a mascot, it's a few pages back.)
  13. Immortal Platypus

    Well... This is it. My official goodbye to ya'll. I'll probably be on a little bit from now to Friday, but after that my activity will slow down a lot. I finally turned in my school chromebook today (I got an extension) and now I am using my mom's chromebook to type this up. I'll miss all you wonderful people over the summer.

    @xinoehp512, if it becomes apparent that I am not active, the ally in TLT is yours. Do with her what you will.

    @The Wandering Wizard, I want you to make a lot of people lose The Game as much as possible.

    Anyone that is part of the witch hunt, I would like to request the trial be prepared for when the defendant, prosecutor, some witnesses, and I come back in the fall (technically the prosecutor isn't leaving, but still).

    @TheAlpha929 I hereby promote you to Tutor/Tester of Grand Sticks in my absence. Fill this calling to the greatest of your ability, with grace and dignity, and THE ONE TRUE STICK will reward you greatly.

    @Edema Ruh and @NerdyAarakocra, I want you two to have the lunch on page 90 of BftS without me if needed. Don't let the thread die before I get back.

    I believe I already said this, but @CalanoCorvus and Wiz, if you two want to work something out with Telrao and Platypus in Insanity Clinic while we're inactive, that would be great. Or if we could finish the climax of the arc before I leave, that would be even better.

    TL;DR: I'm mostly leaving the Shard for the summer soon and I left a few requests of people. If you were mentioned, there is a request for you.

    I will miss you all, and I wish you luck in your endeavors. To time well spent, and friends well made! *raises root jug*

    Goodbye! (not yet, but still) o7

    Spoiler

    :cry:

     

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    2. Edema Rue

      Edema Rue

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      Would you? :)

      ALPHY WILL YOU BE MY SHARDBUDDY

    3. The Paradoxical Phenomenon

      The Paradoxical Phenomenon

      OF STINKING COURSE!

    4. The Paradoxical Phenomenon

      The Paradoxical Phenomenon

      It’s official for both of you :D

  14. Immortal Platypus
    Oh, I know we're more than that, but outsiders might not.
  15. Immortal Platypus
    "You just took this too far. I fully agree with what Thaidakar did."
  16. Immortal Platypus
    I wonder how long it's gonna take to get to get to page 90. Then I break Sequence and I out using my lockpicks. I steal the sandwich, unlock my handcuffs, and gently attach Sequence to the light post.
  17. Immortal Platypus
    "So what are we going to do up here? Or down here. Whatever direction this is." "I will prove you wrong with one example," Platypus said. "Dr. Doofenshmirtz."
  18. Immortal Platypus
    well, i mean that we need to be more than just another cult worshipping just another thing. We need to be MORE!
  19. Immortal Platypus
    I lived, Sing, and a couple others.
  20. Immortal Platypus
    I refuse to do that.
  21. Immortal Platypus

    MY CHROMEBOOK DID ITS JOB AND IT'S A MIRACLE!!!!!!! @Cinnamon, if you're awake, which you probably ought to be, go take a nap in celebration. I will be going to bed!

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    2. The Wandering Wizard

      The Wandering Wizard

      Some sleep is good! But more is better!!

      Not me who has stayed up on weekends till 4 AM talking to a friend

    3. Edema Rue

      Edema Rue

      At least it’s on weekends though and not the night before a performance and a school day.

    4. The Wandering Wizard

      The Wandering Wizard

      Only 3:37 AM those nights :P

  22. Immortal Platypus
    Also, there was activity literally 16 days ago on the "Storytelling Ethics" thread.
  23. Immortal Platypus
    yeah. when you spend as much time as I do here, it's hard to get your post count up I mostly do it in Cosmere Q&A and RPs. Oh, Alpha, it was. I looked at your post history and the most recent one that added to post count was in SE.
  24. Immortal Platypus
    So. I feel like we need something that sets us apart. Any suggestions?
  25. Immortal Platypus
    "Yeah. Back when I was plotting your downfall I couldn't focus because I had no physical copy. I ended up carving a statue of you using Narration and theorizing a bunch of different ways to defeat you. Anyway, I can probably have them done in one or two days. Depends on what happens with the fight. If I die or don't get back to you within a week, feel free to take these ones."
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