Jump to content

AltonicKeys

Members
 View Profile  See their activity

  • Posts

    415

  • Joined

  • Last visited

 Content Type 

Everything posted by AltonicKeys

  1. AltonicKeys
    Platypus gets trapped in my laser cage. "Ookla the Platypus! You fell into my trap!" I say as my head turns into a triangle and my hair falls out. "You will now witness my Self-Destructinator! It self destructs! But don't press the self destruct button because that would be bad."
  2. AltonicKeys
    Well, if I were, I wouldn't tell you, would I? Uhh I mean no. TPBM can make origami cranes
  3. AltonicKeys
    A cage folds around Thaidakar. A trap! I am now in possession of the sandwich, and a person. Bargain!
  4. AltonicKeys
    Have a tea party! Surely Death won't take the life of a friend...right? WWYDIYF a brick of pure uranium IYP?
  5. AltonicKeys
    My struggle. Our strife. Was it all for nothing? Then I realize we've been typing in bold since the very beginning! This then de-canonizes Cellist's existence. Returning to reality, I create a false reality for Nerdy, showing scenes of absolute horror. I pick up the sandwich from their twitching body. Dragons "care little for the affairs of humans" so we don't have to worry about that.
  6. AltonicKeys
    Surges, especially fabrials. They keep me up at night, I can't stop thinking about implications and uses. That or the Aethers. They're also pretty cool.
  7. AltonicKeys
    Time shenanigans! Unless that's not what temporal means. Then I'd just walk through it a thousand times like an idiot WWYDIYF your childhood crush IYP?
  8. AltonicKeys
    I have when I was, what, 10? Some junior aviators thing TPBM isn't happy with where they are in their life right now.
  9. AltonicKeys
    "What's up" I say, bound in ropes next to Platypus. We embark on an adventure together to escape this "Closet", meeting wacky friends and interesting enemies. We form a deep friendship. Eventually, we attain the sandwich through mysterious means. But there can only be one possessor. I push Platypus off a cliff (gently, because we're friends) and he falls to his demise. I have the sandwich. But at what cost?
  10. AltonicKeys

    Screw it, Thanksgiving is over

    I'm in a festive mood now

  11. AltonicKeys
    Still in the carriage, I'm protected from all prior events due to my 2973 ping level. No one can touch my blurring form.
  12. AltonicKeys
    "Sweet!" Tossing away my apparently unimportant sandwich, I somehow hop into the flying car, uninvited.
  13. AltonicKeys
    Sandwich in hand, I stare after the slowly disappearing carriage. "W... What are you guys doing? ...Okay then."
  14. AltonicKeys
    But beware of what may pass
  15. AltonicKeys
    I train Nerdy into playing football. Years later, Nerdy made it to the NFL, and is now a jock, thus destroying themselves. I take the sandwich with tears in my eyes. "You were good son(?), real good. Maybe even the best." I walk off into the sunset as the credits roll.
  16. AltonicKeys
    The sandwich manifests where your tongue is. Was. You are now without a tongue. You open your mouth in shock, and I catch the sandwich as it drops.
  17. AltonicKeys
    This was really nice! Love the part with the lamp post, got a quick exhale from me : ) My only nitpick is that Timothy is too much of an Earth name. Hope this goes further somehow!
  18. AltonicKeys
    Guys help the festivities got me and I accidentally got into the cheer
  19. AltonicKeys
    Through a Mission Impossible-esque thing, I break into the vault containing the sandwich in the resort.
  20. AltonicKeys
    Taravangian
  21. AltonicKeys
    (Irrelevant) Unfortunately, the dog was color-blind! This does not matter, but the dog is also blind-blind! They stole a brick instead. Ookla the Ta'veren is working on a brick.
  22. AltonicKeys
    I throw a bucket of lemon juice (with pulp and seeds) onto the shadows. The shadows do not have eyes, but the astronomical waste metaphorically blinds them with rage. I ask them "How many fingers am I holding up" (It's 14) and run off with the sandwich
  23. AltonicKeys
    Pondering the meaning of Reda Cted, I then do my special mating dance. The sandwich is attracted to me, and floats towards me.
  24. AltonicKeys

    Just came back from a theater closing night and I am very tired and pooped and life feels empty now that I'm not fixing mic and sound problems and I am so relieved but also I'm gonna die now ae

  25. AltonicKeys
    Love how we have two separate story lines going on The sand witches create sand sandwiches. But which witch made which sandwich? Sand, which is confusing, sends ImportantQuestions surrendering. The sand, which made sandwiches, is sent to the sandwich's hiding place, which was revealed. Sandwich.
×
×
  • Create New...