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AltonicKeys

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  1. MY HOUSE IS GONE ...Is that a bad thing or...?
  2. Yup. Algebra first thing in the morning TPBM was/is good in school
  3. I pull on the rug you were standing on, making you fall, sending the sandwich in the air so I can catch it.
  4. Ohh so many. I love the idea of a language barrier in particular. TPBM has watched Inception (The one with Leonardo DiCaprio)
  5. Did you like the new microwave? Ough... That's the fifth time today, isn't it.
  6. Sylpherena? Or some other spren
  7. Guys 

    I think I made a mistake

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    2. Ranryu

      Ranryu

      Yeah for real, this isn't the place for indecency like that!

    3. The Bookwyrm

      The Bookwyrm

      GASP

      MODS

      COME SAVE US

    4. Robin Sedai

      Robin Sedai

      How dare you :blink:

  8. Oi oi, wot's oll this then? I know this one! ......Uhhhhhhh
  9. Sigzil if we're counting Sunlit?
  10. Ninety five miles away, the President of the United States prepares for a vacation. This may or may not relate to whatever may happen.
  11. I pull Nerdy's pants off. Public indecency! They're arrested, and the sandwich is confiscated. The police, not knowing the significance, give it to a random beggar on the street. Who could that beggar be...
  12. WHAT did you HAVE for BREAKFAST????
  13. Granted, your bane is we will never know what you wished for. I wish for frozen blueberries.
  14. I like instant, but I add stuff so that it's less... boring. TPBM has something really important to do, but really doesn't want to
  15. Ohhhh my god yesss I want my little chalk creatures TPBM genuinely enjoys joke songs
  16. Happy the birthday! I would throw confetti at you, but I don't know where you are.

  17. I throw my universe-hopping chair at the shadows (Why would I use it, who knows how dangerous it is). When they would come back with the sandwich, they'd fall into the pit I just dug.
  18. If there was, there isn't anymore. Also we don't know if it would be "anti-Adonalsium" or just "anti-general-investiture" but I'm gonna pretend it's the latter So according to this WoB, all investiture was from Adonalsium, predating the Shattering. After the Shattering, all investiture got keyed to each of the 16 Shards. Anti-investiture must have existed before the Shattering, because why would it only exist after? When the Shattering happened, anti must have been keyed to the Shards as well.
  19. Smoke grenade! Everyone is blinded. Shuffling, sounds of struggle. As it clears, Sequence finds the sandwich that was previously in her hands... Still in her hands. So I bite her hands.
  20. I finally perfected the art of making portals to other dimensions! Take a look! But do they know how to make a grilled cheese?
  21. Sensing Bookwyrm's sadness, I throw 2 pounds of confetti onto him. "Do whatever you want." I then boldly tackle Éowyn onto a nearby tree root. This hurts her spine, and she somehow gets the sandwich into one of the branches. The chips are dislodged in the process because ew.
  22. Realizing I didn't get the sandwich from that, I locate the sandwich (Still falling with Nerdy). I stop Nerdy with mind powers, letting the sandwich drop freely without them.
  23. I was gonna make a poem but then I realized I can't rhyme

    1. AltonicKeys

      AltonicKeys

      Instead have a waste of time

    2. The Bookwyrm

      The Bookwyrm

      Roses are red

      Violets are blue

      Some poems rhyme

      But this one doesn't 

    3. Potato's Wit

      Potato's Wit

      Nice. To both of them,

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