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  1. AltonicKeys
    Hey, what's the best way to quickly cry? Æ
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    happy birthday guys

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  3. AltonicKeys
    So I got this really big dog, like abnormally big. I'm talking bigger than this room. Wanna come see? Great. Now explain the part about the cow.
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    Joyous birth anniversary!

  5. AltonicKeys
    ...People do that? TPBM is unaware/ignorant of their positive traits.
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    The shadows didn't notice several other pillars arranged in a line beside their's. I knock over the pillars in a domino effect, destroying their hard work, because I'm a literal child.
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    The submarine, however, was not your intended vehicle. Crashing into an innocent crew, you are kicked out into my boat. I ditch you and take the sandwich.
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    If I did, I wouldn't tell you, would I? Uhhhhhh I mean no. TPBM changes profile pictures fairly often.
  9. AltonicKeys
    Whoa birthday thread Thanks @Ookla King Grimm, very cool of you : )
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    Thanks everyone who wished me a happy birthday

    Have some pasta cake w/ breadstick candles

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    2. ThroughTheLivingSequence

      ThroughTheLivingSequence

      Yes, it a big problem.

    3. Mr. Misting

      Mr. Misting

      Happy (Slightly late) Birthday!

      But flaming breadsticks, interesting choice. Dare I ask what holds the cake together?

    4. AltonicKeys

      AltonicKeys

      Sheer will.

       

       

      And glue.

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    Yes! A person who bears like a flag of some sort, like the people in parades or those military flag services TPBM waved sticks around pretending they're swords or guns
  12. AltonicKeys
    Okay I know there's no Walmart here but you don't have to cry abo- Uhhh who even asks that??
  13. AltonicKeys
    Alright! A pile of dried spaghetti falls in your hands. You can't cook it. I wish for an iron cube.
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    Done! A yellow excavator rolls through your house. I wish I'm not cold all the time.
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    I fall apart. Metal scrap hits Sequence, knocking the sandwich out of her hands. It lands beside me.
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    Excellent Given the choice between a box of chocolates and an unknown hemalurgic spike, which would you send to the current President of the United States?
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    Yes or no. Yes no no yes no?
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    So. Um. Someone made a meat leaf. Like meat with the structure of a leaf. Isn't that like the sauce company?
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    They can probably use AonAta (Grace, smoothness) or something. Apparently, light can also store the Dor. How would they channel it to and from the gem though? Btw kata, the flowing spear forms, contains Ata. Coincidence?
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    Burning metalminds give you a burst of the stored attribute. Maybe burning a memory would give you a clearer, detailed memory? This would make sense for Lord Roller's memory. Guys what if Shallan is a copper compounder whooaaaa crazy And muscle memory isn't really a memory, more like an imprint. You'd have to manually learn skills, because those aren't conscious memories. You could store technique, like instructions on how to swing a sword, but not skill, like actually swinging the sword.
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    Q1 Q2 Q3 Social media Very nice post, made me think. Thinking is usually bad, but I liked it this time.
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    And that's why we should bring James A Garfield back to life to rule Mars. Yeah, very nice. Why is it sticking out of my chest right now?
  23. AltonicKeys
    I accuse Thaidakar of being boring. "But Keys you're like super dead and stuff" Yeah but Dr. Docter rebuilt me into a cool cyborg. I take the sandwich with my Rocket Arm™.
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    Untitled slips all over my guts, the sandwich flies into the air
  25. AltonicKeys
    Beaten to a pulp, I, uh, do nothing because I was beaten to a pulp
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