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  1. AltonicKeys
    Wonder how iShares 20+ Year Treasury Bond ETF stock got in my pocket WWYDIYF a poorly explained magic system without rules IYP?
  2. AltonicKeys
    Magician-style, I pull on the floor under Nameless. He lands upright and claps, giving me the sandwich as a tip. who voted french
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    hi guys

    1. Thaidakar the Ghostblood

      Thaidakar the Ghostblood

      Hey

    2. Ranryu

      Ranryu

      Hi

    3. The Bookwyrm

      The Bookwyrm

      Hello.

  4. AltonicKeys
    Kaladin disappears in a puff of stormlight, being an illusion lightwoven by me! I rush off into the vents.
  5. AltonicKeys
    I take the melted time juice, drink it, and tear the sandwich away at the speed of light
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    But I had sabotaged the helicopter earlier, causing the area with the sandwich to fall back to me.
  7. AltonicKeys
    (crazy how no one likes the french but that makes the poll even funnier) As a cognitive shadow, I transport to the Physical before Endowment can mess me up. I ironpull Telrao towards me, cuz I'm probably heavier than a half dead cat
  8. AltonicKeys
    Try and fail to do a kata like an idiot WWYDIYF a sandwich on a hill IYP?
  9. AltonicKeys
    I sit up - "My beats are so sick, you will start to trip / My rhymes are so ill, you'll start taking pills Falling from that car, you stared from afar / You're standing in awe, didn't note my skin's raw Rub burn to the bone, I leave you all alone / So now please excuse me, see you in the cemetery" and then i die
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    Sequence slowly looks towards the passenger seat with growing dread. She is met with the blur of me falling out the car with the sandwich.
  11. AltonicKeys
    As the soldiers bring the sandwich back to Sequence, they take off their hats to reveal that they were all... me! I run off with the sandwich.
  12. AltonicKeys
    I ambush Potato on her way out, taking the sandwich. Potato notices half her gummy worm is gone.
  13. AltonicKeys
    Me being me, I try to sit on the boulder for fun. I fall in between Telrao and the sandwich, which I take.
  14. AltonicKeys
    I tell Wizard that the clouds spell "gullible", and steal the sandwich as he swings at me.
  15. AltonicKeys
    I hold a group therapy session to let out all our stress. We are all okay
  16. AltonicKeys
    I launch into a spiel about the trade economy using fancy, 5-syllable words that scare Cellist into giving me the sandwich. Guys look the thread survived the week
  17. AltonicKeys
    I can minecraft so hard TPBM visits their mother regularly.
  18. AltonicKeys
    Siege on Luthadel - Rashek would shred through lifeless, stone or not. Koloss can wield big giant hammers and such. Awakeners have a disadvantage in Luthadel, as Scadrial has very little color, and ashfalls would ruin dyes. Kandra can easily infiltrate the awakeners. Assuming the Luth population is willing to fight, they'll make a small difference. If allomancers or feruchemists fight, they might win. Rashek is also a killing machine, and is practicaly unkillable. Awakeners can't iron-pull his metalminds out like Vin did. Inquisitors are probably evil, so Nightblood would take care of those. We know Luthadel struggles with sieges in WoA, so they can't last very long in a stalemate. If the other cities support Vasher, they'd win in the stalemate. They have no way of importing to Luth. Awakeners can always make more Lifeless, maybe even out of Inquisitors? Siege on Hallandren - Awakeners have much more color, and have access to more breath. Lifeless aren't a problem. Hallandren's general population is much less accustomed to combat, and why would they with Lifeless? The Returned aren't very useful, they can't awaken. Rashek's army can literaly fly. So yeah. Rashek would shred through Hallandren.
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    I race after the sewer dolphin with my ftl-airboat
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    I open my inner eye and locate the sandwich. I then use a series of unpatched Shadesmar distance hacks to teleport behind you.
  21. AltonicKeys
    Your knees do that thing where they just give for no reason. I take the sandwich from your distracted grip.
  22. AltonicKeys
    Rant to them about the current economical situation WWYDIYF a set of unknown keys IYP?
  23. AltonicKeys
    In an astronomical stroke of luck, a space pebble sends the sandwich flying towards me
  24. AltonicKeys
    I try. Tpbm is in class right now.
  25. AltonicKeys
    Give them a Baja Blast. Wwydiyf yourself in your pocket?
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