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  1. AltonicKeys
    I however have an easy solution! I check if each person has "the" or "a" sandwich. I take the sandwich from whoever has it by, uhh, yes
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    Putting on my ring of +30 charisma, I look in your general direction. You feel nervous. Butterflies appear in your stomach. Your legs wobble, then finally give out. Your consciousness follows. I take the sandwich from you.
  3. AltonicKeys
    Is it... Mortal? Undying? Ookla? Platypus? Rumpelstiltskin? Airheads mystery flavor? John?
  4. AltonicKeys
    As you fly away, you realize you measured the fuel in teaspoons, not tablespoons! The resulting explosion flings the sandwich into the stratosphere, where I reside.
  5. AltonicKeys
    Oh boy I can't wait to play Smash Bros onli- Well no, the boar can easily shred through that. Try the piano.
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    Oathbringer really wasn't that bad
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    I think savantism affects the whole spiritweb, so you couldn't easily spike out one part and be done with it. It would probably be just the misting part getting transferred, the savanting would be left behind.
  8. AltonicKeys
    Have extremely one-sided conversations. I like being agreed with : ) WWYDIYF an AA battery with the energy of the Sun IYP?
  9. AltonicKeys
    I have successfully shut down every website, except for the pit of death that is the 17th Shard! ...Hm. It sure didn't taste like one.
  10. AltonicKeys
    On the sidebar, under Tools there's "Printable version", clicking on it will let you save your current page as a pdf, so you could download every page you might need Or hit every single page and store them on a hard drive (This one is a joke(Do not do this(I will hunt you down)))
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    My simple-minded friend took one look at this madness and is concerned. It's fun seeing people try to pronounce various cosmere terms. TPBM hates physics
  12. AltonicKeys
    My friends see me counting on my fingers constantly and repetitively. They are concerned for my mental health and give me the sandwich as consolation.
  13. AltonicKeys
    The food line is like a mile long... But why the President of the United States?
  14. AltonicKeys
    Raboniel? Her daughter for research ig
  15. AltonicKeys
    I assault Bookwyrm With my mystical powers The great Shard of Glass
  16. AltonicKeys
    I am tad confused I struggle with counting I don't have sandwich
  17. AltonicKeys
    Oh my god, did you see that? I did it! ...You know what? That is a very good question. Don't tell her.
  18. AltonicKeys
    All the shadows are scared away with my insane hand puppet shadow dog. Thaidakar pauses, reveling in my skill. I use this time to take the sandwich.
  19. AltonicKeys
    Where did the phantom pickles go? Well honestly, I have no idea. They might though.
  20. AltonicKeys
    I am still in forensics. I take off with the sandwich, which has been confiscated as evidence.
  21. AltonicKeys

    i wish i had snow

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    1. Ranryu

      Ranryu

      Same!

    2. Going_North_cal

      Going_North_cal

      mm i want snow i do not have snow i want snow

    3. Potato's Wit

      Potato's Wit

      Snow.... 3:

  22. AltonicKeys
    I think it looks p funny honestly. TPBM is a bit of a glutton
  23. AltonicKeys
    Raboniel
  24. AltonicKeys
    Legal trouble? I better call Saul! We slam you in court (in more ways than one) and take the sandwich as compensation.
  25. AltonicKeys
    But you accidentally capitalised "cellist" and brought it to a person specializing in cells, not a person playing cello! This cellist has no use for it, and gives it to me instead.
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