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  1. AltonicKeys
    "Kinda weird inn, but I'm not compl-" "...Hello flying spirit... rope. I don't really have an opinion on daggers, sorry." Keys turns to Fadran. "I'm assuming this is normal?"
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    "Hey, it's all cool. So an inn, huh? How's the food and pay?"
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    "First off, what exactly is this place and why is it so big?"
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    Keys turned around to the shouting person. "Hm? Oh, hello. I would love to have any assistance of any kind right now." Keys jogged over and held out his slightly bruised hand. "I'm Keys, by the way." He withheld the part where he had no idea what that meant.
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    Gak and Nerdy have failed to notice that I am not made of chalk, and can easily step over. But I hold respect for a duel. I watch from the sidelines.
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    Marasi, if semi-awareness counts?
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    I'm so hungry, but... There's ice cream in the freezer. So that's where my tax money is going?
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    I point out that the die is weighed. This invalidates the throw, and Platypus trips again.
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    I stare in disbelief as the sandwich dissolves into dust in Nerdy's hands. I throw a bucket of screws at Platypus.
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    An ice cream truck jingle plays. Everyone is momentarily distracted, and I pour ice cold water on Cacophony. I take the sandwich easily.
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    Keys notices the absurdly large building and walks towards it with confusion.
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    Keys tumbles eastward onto the road. "Get back here, I..." What was he yelling at? Keys looks around, with no idea where he is.
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    Here. One hamster, in a... Lovely, deep crimson. ...It really doesn't stop, does it?
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    I'm in big trouble with the mob, do you know anyone who can help me? I... fail to see how that relates to me whatsoever.
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    But we screwed up the planet so bad, the magnetic field was inverted. You push the sandwich away from the two of you and towards me. Because that's how magnets work.
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    I too enjoy! Where's chapter 3 tho
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    I pry open your mouth and grab the sandwich before it is damaged, and put a full lemon in your mouth instead.
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    Clouds roll in. The sky darkens. Thunder flashes. A deep booming voice bellows: "Rule 3: Your actions aren't too outlandish." @TheAlpha929 gets struck by lightning. The clouds part.
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    Every time I see it I automatically make mistborn jokes and my family hates me The person below me likes cereal too much
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    Unhealthily. TPBM hates politics
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    As I no longer have a job, I sit down to leech off of everyone else's food.
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    The resulting sound is not much worse than my own playing, so no one really cares. I pull out my accordion, which would be arguably worse, as I have never touched an accordion before.
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    "A full lemon for me," I call from the piano. Several keys are missing.
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    Quick! I need the most random number possible Which is why you need to bring several explosives. So simple!
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    "I would not dare disrupt a restaurant, especially an Italian one." I nod in thanks for the currency I don't quite understand, and continue playing O-McDonald.
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