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AltonicKeys

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  1. What if your name was cheeseman but you replace the cheese part with birthday and the man part with man so now you're the birthday man because its your birthday and

    What's your favorite cheese, man?

    1. The cheeseman

      The cheeseman

      Uhhh probably sharp cheddar.

  2. haaaaappppy birthdaaaay to youuuuu!!!!!! haaaappyyyyy biirthdaaaayyy to youuuuu!!! haaapyyy biiiiiirrrthdaaay dear [Cool and awesome person who we adore]!!!!! haaapyy biiirrrrthdaayyyyyy too youuuuuu!!!!!!

  3. Granted. If you spill even a single drop of milk, you immediately burst into tears. It would be really unfortunate if someone poured a bunch of salt into the glass. I wish to always be in a comfortable position whenever I sit down
  4. I point out your horrid notation. We can just write that out as 8.356 E195 pounds. This error fixed, I go back to my sunny beach house and sleep for another few months.
  5. Also adding that most forms of investiture give off some light. The Dor on Sel is white plasma (so kind of like a gaseous Light?), and the Hion lines on Komashi are neon cyan and magenta. Technically the sand on Taldain glows when being mastered, but that's from the organisms in the sand and not Autonomy's interaction. According to Coppermind, when a Shard invests a world, it's mainly the planet that decides how the magic will form. Shardic intent also plays a part. Supposedly, there was also a version of stormlight on Roshar from before the Shattering and before Honor arrived. So I'm guessing that the Shards can't really change how their investiture manifests? I think they can only change the rules and mechanics. Honor probably can't change stormlight to be a liquid, since stormlight already existed. Likewise Devotion/Dominion can't make a "forgery-light" or whatever. Probably. We'll have to wait until we can see the other shards to know if there's any other gaseous glowing invested art.
  6. oh I can use this... let me enlist your services... Can you draw a guy swinging a baseball bat, specifically the moment after the ball's been hit and they're following through with the swing? Camera angle is level with the head, and the person is facing away, looking kinda upwards at the ball they'd have hit. idk if any of that makes sense, but I'm having a hard time even visualizing it it's not too important or urgent tho
  7. Granted. You feel perfectly rested. This feeling doesn't lessen throughout the day, and in fact only gets better and better. You get incredibly relaxed as time goes on, and eventually the hours blend together. You don't know how long you've spent sitting there, but it feels like you have all the time in the world. I wish people are a little more aware of carbon monoxide and its dangers
  8. I'm interested in reading it, but it might take a while for me to get around to it... Idk how much feedback I can provide though, I just wanna read stuff I do love canon-compatible fan works
  9. That's really unfortunate, sorry about that. It's great to see you back, I've been craving more, but you should take it easy, yk? (I already said that but that doesn't make it less true) I know all my "feedback" consists of "wow this is really in-depth," but I just have to say that this is really detailed. Especially for a solar system and calendars. I don't really know how I'd start to check, but is all that math correct? Did you actually sit down and calculate planetary masses and chart out multiple calendars? ...Actually, looking at all the other posts, I think I already know the answer. Thank you for continuing to develop Edassan (Nadiyan) Tomes and posting about it, it's actually really fun to read through!
  10. Ooo alright, you've got my attention. Always love a western story, and I like how the place names sound. Absolution, Clearwater, Starfall, it all has that old-timey feel. I'm pretty interested in the whole deal with the Wind and its relationship with Cadmus, and his whole magic thing. Why can he do it, why does everyone already know about it, etc. Similarly, I am really intrigued about Tommy, and why he's being possessed. Whoever this Man in Black is, I really want to know more. I'm kinda confused about the whole darts thing. Is there really a purpose for it, other than introducing Earl? Nothing wrong if it is, but it just feels a little bit out of place. I don't know, that's just me. For the writer's voice and style, I don't really see anything too out of the ordinary. It's all very objective, just describing everything that's happening. If that's what you want, I think it works, given the current story I get that it might take a while, but I'm pretty excited to see more of this!
  11. Granted. The Nightwatcher simply tells you that there's nothing stopping you from sleeping in. This revelation is life changing for you, in that you fail all your classes, can't hold a job for long, and all your friends stop talking to you. I wish I'm not freezing right now
  12. Granted. The bane was that you killed the game for almost a month. Good job. The subsequent draining of the pacific, death of half ocean life, and the environmental catastrophes that follow aren't actually related to the bane, and that's just cause and effect. I wish for a decent wardrobe and a sense of style
  13. Let me tell you. Whole wheat bread SUCKS I can't even lie. It's like trying to eat with a million obstacles in the way. Like. How can you even enjoy any flavor while you're being bombarded with thirteen types of seeds and grains? No one even likes seeds and grains. Please stop using pop culture references to try to justify the hole in my house.
  14. Can I ask real quick, where's your banner from? Who's the artist? It looks so cool

  15. Birthday that is happy! Day of birth full of joy. That you will have. Birthday!

    1. AonEne

      AonEne

      Thanking the you! 

  16. Hey wanna join me in eating this gingerbread man? It's got your name on it for some reason. Also there was a bite mark baked into it, isn't that funny? Yeah, yeah its cool. You don't have to explain. I can tell.
  17. Okay I'm gonna need you to be really careful with what you say around this bomb. It's voice-activated, but only if you say any words of agreement. After it's activated, your level of enthusiasm determines the strength of the explosion. Just keep that in mind. ... Hey I think there's an ice cream truck outside, I got some cash on me, you wann- Oh... No, that's not how this game works man... Jeez....
  18. (Uhh kinda, I read like half the webtoon and then gave up please dont be mad at me) Granted. This includes every book that haven't been written yet, and every book that won't be written. This also means that the VAST majority of books are gibberish, and the few that do have a coherent layout is in a language you can't read. Welcome to the Library of Babel. Have fun eating books. There's also a second floor, which is a gallery of every painting ever. The third floor is dangerous. That's where the infinite monkeys reside. I wish I can make candy without having to make them
  19. Granted. He sees you through the screen. After a minute he realizes he's fictional. This means someone else is in control of his fate. This cannot be allowed. He comes up with a plan to escape into the real world, which unfortunately means possessing your body. Congratulations! You now are Kim Dokja! (I don't remember his characterization) I wish I had Minecraft creative mode but in real life
  20. Granted. uhhh the bane is that all your food is soggy now I wish there were snack-sized drink cans so you're not drowning in soda when you just ate a bag of chips or something
  21. I've been chugging through xkcd's Hoverboard "comic" in my free time, and I thought I had collected all the coins, so I finally deposited them. (screenshot with my coins and time)

    Spoiler

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    Thinking I was done at 157, I searched up "xkcd hoverboard" to see if there was a full map scan. And like the 3rd result was an image of someone getting 169 coins.

    i feel so crushed maaaan guhhhhh I am NOT doing it again I got so lost in the starship

    1. Shatter

      Shatter

      ah. xkcd. ya gotta love Randall Munroe. 

  22. Granted. Bane isn't there. Everyone else is though. Good luck man I wish that the person granting this wish will wish that they're transported to the Absolute Batman universe, but Bane is actually a really swell guy and helps protect you
  23. (boooo not another poisoned food bane) Granted. It's quite nice. Very refreshing. You feel like you can take on the world. In fact, why live so carefully? Take some risks, be more daring. You should buy a motorcycle. Why use a helmet when you can feel the wind in your face? Why follow the meaningless lines on the road, when you can be free. That water was the best thing that has ever happened to you. Like washing away dirt in a shower, you could feel the shackles of "society" and "regulations" fall away to the lightness of "freedom" and "disregard for personal safety." It will be an amazing feeling, almost offset by the open body wounds you will somehow accumulate. How would those get there? Doesn't matter. You feel so good, you might even take a sip of the water. I wish for prodigious musical talent
  24. Granted. You get an eye patch. Your eye is fine, the patch isn't stuck to your face, or any other cruel curse. It's just an eye patch. Maybe a little low quality, it doesn't fit quite right, but it's just an ordinary eye patch. However, I did steal it from the novelty shop, along with several other doodads. The trail leads back to you. And the bloodthirsty novelty workers have some pretty novel hunting techniques. Best of luck my friend. I wish I had more motivation to finish all my projects
  25. Granted. Random strangers on the street now give you a finger. Depending on your culture, it can be a really upsetting finger. Maybe getting a finger isn't that great. I wish I can eat paint
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