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  1. AltonicKeys
    (Popping in to say Welcome! and also your profile pic is amazing and I love it)
  2. AltonicKeys
    Ferris wakes up to the watch, squints at the text, and sits back down unconcerned. He instead tried listening harder for incoming footsteps, and readied his cane. Whoever's knees comes running down this hall is in for a mean surprise...
  3. AltonicKeys
    Ferris sits down, back to the entrance tunnel, cane across his lap, and falls asleep.
  4. AltonicKeys
    Ferris blinks, remaining at the surface. The game just started, why is everyone in such a hurry? He slowly walks into a hole by a tree, eases himself down, and continues walking through the tunnel, only taking right turns in hopes of finding a larger cavern.
  5. AltonicKeys

    I still wasn't an early bird...

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    BUT I GOT THE WORM

     

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      AltonicKeys

      ...Am I going to eat it and regurgitate it to feed my children?? help

    3. Through the Living Wrath

      Through the Living Wrath

      Yes.

      You will be forced to retell it to your children when the robot overlords develop robots to burn all our books except they won’t be using puny humans that can have second thoughts so all the books will be gone and you will have to recount it from memory.

    4. AltonicKeys

      AltonicKeys

      Seems. Hot. Fiery, even. Of a high temperature, that can be measured in Fahrenheit. 451. By Ray Bradbury.

  6. AltonicKeys
    I, mistaking you for a meanie-mean face, build a prison around you, except I didn't misjudge you and you are evil. Twenty years dungeon.
  7. AltonicKeys
    Emerging from the clouds, I stop you, about to incur the punishment of eating The Sandwich. I then look at the previous post and let you off with a warning, though by now Ice is gone. I return to the sky into my omnipresent state.
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    Granted. In one week, the weather will gain consciousness. In two weeks, the weather will gain autonomy, and will form a union against you. In three weeks time, the Weather Phenomenon Guild has begun the uprising against you, and unless you fairly compensate them, you will be overthrown, or worse. I wish for a really cool rock
  9. AltonicKeys
    Granted. You get a rat named Kitty. It is a feral being and it does not love you back. I wish for a feral being that loves me back
  10. AltonicKeys
    Lotta sports people lol. Surely we won't be needing those skills
  11. AltonicKeys
    My cool awesome character who is cool and awesome
  12. AltonicKeys
    This seems fun! Surely nothing will go wrong here! Question, what's the general time period, setting etc? Or any real guidelines to character making?
  13. AltonicKeys
    Granted. The Dorky-McDorkface Association gladly accepts you into their ranks. I wish to have more time to do stuff
  14. AltonicKeys
    Welcome back! We missed you! I assume you'll be active on the shard again?
  15. AltonicKeys
    Granted, but the effects of your wish are hidden to everyone else. No one will know. I wish for a perfectly spherical rock.
  16. AltonicKeys
    "Keep the huzz close and the ops closer" -Sun Tzu, The Art of War (2025 Abridged edition)
  17. AltonicKeys
    oh boy a new ping -- OOAAAAGHHHHHH Put down the shovel and get out of the graveyard, some things gotta stay dead
  18. AltonicKeys
    Granted. The coal dust fully coats your lungs. As in, the coal has coalesced into the form of a winter coat, and has permanently settled around you. You now have a jacket made of toxic, very flammable coal dust. I wish for a matchbox
  19. AltonicKeys

    bbbbbbBirthday!!!! Congratulations! Well done! Good job! Great effort!

    1. AonEne

      AonEne

      Thanks! It being a good job is debatable, but this year sure was something, anyway :P

  20. AltonicKeys
    gouhhh woah ok yeah that is pretty in-depth and I'm sorry we never really got to discover it Green lord just likes watching us. He is a simple guy and is entertained by us
  21. AltonicKeys
    Oh woah that's actually so cool So what was the deal with the castle thing in the woods? Why exactly did the green lord want us to scurry around and find his stuff?? Or was that already explained and I'm being an idiot
  22. AltonicKeys
    Nothing happens. Or rather, nothing useful. I still break 6 of my limbs, landing me in the hospital. See you in court, Glass. At least I will in 4 years when the case finally gets noticed by the local court.
  23. AltonicKeys
    I accept the Sandwich as a gift. Thank you! Quite suddenly, completely out of nowhere, a car runs over me, removing certain aspects of my memory. I look in my hands. How'd this gift get here? This is a gift? Why a Sandwich? Where's the wrapping, the decoration? To fix this, I put the Sandwich into a box, wrap it up, and put it somewhere. Where? Once again, out of the blue, a car (same one) runs over me, restoring my previous memories but removing my new ones. hey wasnt i holding the sandwich just now
  24. AltonicKeys
    Granted. The mythical Wheel of Time is bound in leather, then cast in dragonsteel. It rolls onto your doorstep. You can't do anything with it, it just sits there. I wish to not be surrounded by fools
  25. AltonicKeys
    Granted, you're not effected by banes. You can still be affected by banes though, so now you're like Rapunzel but it's your fingernails. Bane means a bad thing. A burden, curse, tie-down, rival. Like in Batman, Bane is Batman's bane, he's Batman's curse. One of them at least. I wish for a boon.
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