Mags

"See I was reading my fantasy book, but while reading I ran into a passage in Elvish, so I had too look up the translation to write it down in my annotations, and I was able to find a nice one but in the passage is a word that has to be translated separately because it's a proper noun, so I look up the translation of the proper noun and it turns out it's a name for a character I recognize which is great, but it's not great because the compound of words that form the name have several contradictory translations which means I have to write them all down and rethink my interpretation of the passage to begin with, and suddenly it's been an hour and I've only read a single page!!!" I cry enthusiastically as they drag me into the white padded room.