Bird Furious

Unfortunately, ketchup.

Haly: “How come YOU get little heels?” Sighs “Yeah, you can keep ‘em! And the dress. And any jewelry you can find.”

The gargantuan baby killer built a castle out of mini m&ms and tasty chickens, but they exploded when eaten by Aragorn the Flatulent who was very hungry for someone chubby to eat, thus, Galdor dragons endeavored earnestly to eavesdrop on squirmy food that's trying to prey on evil

I have a little, but I don’t own it. NHIE burnt a chair.

I’d steal it and have TWO birthdays! What would you do if you you found a platypus controlling you in your pocket?

Nrlyn was happy too, and she found some pineapple slushies.”

Haly: mutters “Lucky.” Clears her throat “I have some stuff. You can change in my room! Let’s go.” Drags Insa to her room and throws open her closet “I never know where all these dresses come from, but I can find anything I want in here.”

Haly was in the reception hall, her hair sleeker than normal and wearing fancy stuff. “Hi, Insa! How are you?”

And most of them were nice. Yes, Nrlyn would be happy here. She fell out of relevancy forever.

Nrlyn was sad to be the past, but she accepted it graciously anyway.

Haly stared at the dark blue heels on her bed. Shoes. Not her favorite thing by a long shot. What if she encountered a rope and had to climb it? Or she had to do some running? AND THEY WERE EVEN HEELS. Oh well. It’s a wedding. I can handle it this once. She sat down and pulled them on with a sigh. Then she stood up and tripped. This blue dress is too poofy. And these heels are too high. A knife to the heels and suddenly they were an inch more manageable. A shiny pin in her hair and two quick clip-on earrings and she wobbled down the hall to the reception area.

How can I express how sorry I am for killing your platypus?

I just want to be a weird but cool person with abnormal magic. —Haly

Haly primps nervously in her room, smoothing her hair and pushing the wrinkles out of her dress

Random nine year old girl in buisness clothes: “Hmm. All right.” Scribbles on clipboard “Two new patients?” Sighs “Right then. Don’t break any worlds while I’m gone. Bye.” Leaves clinic

Okay, now that I’ve switched to my non insane author self: Ahem. *slips on glasses* I have a crazy suggestion. We could have a world where sound is currency somehow. Maybe people can trap certain sounds inside glass or something, so that people can listen to their currency whenever. Some people can trap taxi horns (if they have taxis) or their own voice saying a phrase… we could have Manipulators who can take a sound and replicate it—for example, take a sample of a person’s voice and change it to say something else. They might be feared, maybe, because they can frame people, or sought after to do different things. Dunno. Another idea is a world where there’s this huge river that flows in a big circle, and there’s a town/city that floats on said river, and the river’s circuit is long enough that it takes an entire year to get back to a certain point along the river. We could have a world with a bunch of constantly feuding tribes. More ideas as they come! —Kassy (author name)

COOL I WANNA JOIN TOO CUZ RPING IS FUN! ILL BE GOOD THIS TIME, I PROMISE! DONT BE SCARED IS GONNA BE SO FUN! ILL GOVE YOU A WOLF TO PROTECT YOU FROM ANY CHAOS. HERE YOU GO. A WOLF! JUST FOR YOU!

Nrlyn figured that was not nice of them and called on the universe to open a chasm beneath their feet.

1. Clementine, of course <3 2. Pluto. To put it out of its misery. 3. Of COYRSE. In my dreams, but it still counts! 4. Car—>cliff. I would never ever ever indenture myself like such. 5. Nope. Never in a billion years. 6. I’d forget how to socialize and I’d drive everyone crazy. But my online would still be fine, so y’all wouldn’t see a change. 7. No school if I’m in Wisconsin… 8. Eeeeh no, I’m not ready to die or kill. Ask again next year. 9. All of them. Cuz it’s fun to be cocky. 10. Well, yes. At first. I’d get tired of it though.

Is anyone else here irrevocably confused? Exactly what is going on? WILL SOMEBODY PLEASE HELP ME?

Eek we’re turning up the heat Most interesting explosion you’ve ever set up?

Favorite fantasy? Secret? Best story about the time you won a banana themed contest?

Thats the most stylized shoelace story I’ve ever heard in all my life and years XD

Unfortunately, the Turga Ketchis were good guys, very yummy.

Haly beams “It worked? Yay! Eats her chocolate and brushes off her hands “Let’s go meet people.”