And he would be executed by Odium at the end of SA 10, and his body let on the top of Urithiru. But he would come back three days later. Also, all perpendicularities would be located inside wardrobes.
And he would also try to sell something to the koloss when they invade Luthadel. And in Stormlight, there would be in the warcamps a guy called Cut-My-Own-Storming-Throat Diblereblid. He would sell something that he calls chouta, though The Lopen would dispute that. Bridge Four would always complain about how it's horrible and theorize on what there could be in his recipe, but they would nonetheless buy and eat tons of it.
If Steven Erikson wrote Stormlight (Malazan Deadhouse Gates and SA):
If George Lucas wrote Stormlight (I know he isn't an author strictly speaking):
The back half would have been written before the front half. Which would confuse the heck out of everybody, and cause endless arguments on whether to read the series in publication order or chronological order. (The right answer is publication.)
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