A small girl with the distinctive look of someone who did not get outside often peeked around a bookcase at Mistrunner. The mighty leader of the knights awkward sat huddled in a chair, reading some cosmere book or another. I've got this The girl thought I'm third of stars, I've read practically every cosmere book there is, and I'm a master at being awkward. With a deep breath, she strolled around the bookcase toward mistrunner and fell to one knee.
"I am Third of Stars, Your awkwardness. I wish to join the Knights Awkward.
Books before friends
17th shard before the real world
release dates before birthdays
I will offer cookies to those who have not been spiked initiated
I will sustain the knowledge of Hemalurgy because it is fun
I will seek to avoid being avoided in dark alleys"
The girl rose embarrassed, she'd stumbled on her way over
"so, uhhh can i join?"