Throw TheLiving Silverware

Do as you wish!

Granted. Your curse is that whenever you see popcorn, you turn into a giant red flesh-eating quokka for five hours, twenty-two minutes, and seventy-one seconds. I wish for a Nahel bond.

I thoroughly love all books MB era 1 and SA, and can't choose a favourite between those. And Emperor's Soul also has a claim on the crown. (Gathering Storm too but does it count here?) I do really like the rest, it's just... not in my favourites of all time (Rest meaning WB, Elantris, MBE2, SfSitFoH, SotD. Can't speak for WS and noncosmere)

Welcome to the Shard! May you keep existing for a long time! What's your favourite Brandon book?

I finally finished that semester project! It's been a lot of work, please don't touch that thing there because that's a week's worth of work and it's due tomorrow. That was actually a Slovak folk singer.

I really love it, but I am a bit burned out on it these days. TPBM is waiting for something.

Welcome to the Shard!

Welcome to the party! Who's your favourite character so far?

A young man stands before the door for several minutes. He puts his hand on the doorbell, then takes it off without ringing. He puts it back on it, then off again. As he is thinking about running away, a woman opens the door. "What's it for?" " Uuuuuuh..." He mumbles something incomprehensible. The woman pauses. "I'm sorry, I have no idea about what did you just say. Can you speak just a bit louder, please?" "Booksbeforefriends17thshardbeforetherealworldreleasedatesbeforebirthdays" She puffs. "Got a feeling you've found the right place for you. But I still have no idea what are you saying." "Books before friends, 17th shard before the real world, Release dates before birthdays" "I'm sorry, it's still much too quiet. I barely heard." "Books before friends! 17th shard before the real world! Release dates before birthdays!" Long silence follows as neither knows what to say. "May I... uuh, enter?" he then says uncomfortably. "Sure! Come in, we've got plenty of books!" A big smile cracks his face open, as he begins to hum something. "And so, Sally can wait, she knows it's too late as we're walking on by..."

It's scifi not fantasy, but I think Ender's Saga has strong Christian themes (most evident in the second book Speaker for the Dead). First book is Ender's Game. I haven't read it in quite a while but I have really good memories of the first two books and more mixed about the following two. There's another series in this universe, the Shadow series, but I haven't read it and don't plan to read it soon so I have no idea what it's worth.

You had me really confused for a few seconds. 9.83/10

"You told me it will get worse." "It will, but then it will get better. Then it will get worse again. Then better. This is life, and I will not lie by saying every day will be sunshine. But there will be sunshine again, and that is a very different thing to say. That is truth. I promise you Kaladin: You will be warm again." What is the thing you like the most about your current life?

That looks really good. You should definitely keep on! (Don't ask me for feedback, though. My criticism capacity in that field is equivalent to my drawing skills, which have not progressed since kindergarten.)

You are probably right to be worried about the Insanity Clinic spreading. I think, I'm not in here, but I hear about what happens there quite often. 9/10

Hurt Bands, heal Emperor's Soul. (Why is choosing between those so hard) The Way of Kings - 3 Oathbringer - 8 Mistborn: The Final Empire - 3 Hero of Ages - 6 Bands of Mourning - 9 Secret History - 10 Warbreaker - 9 The Emperor's Soul - 8

601. If you find yourself in possession of any magical artifact, no matter how useless it seems, keep it. It might be useful only in one weird corner case, but you'll end in that weird corner case. Anyway, don't throw it away, or you'll spend half the next book trying to find it again.

Hi, welcome to the Shard! Who's your favourite cosmere character?

Welcome to our little corner of insanity the Shard! What's your favourite non-Branderson book?

I'm a basket! Who wants to be my apprentice? Edit: BABSK stupid autocorrect

Yes, Mistborn! (I'm actually taking a break between E1 and E2 to read two other books but that's a detail) TPBM feels like they don’t work enough.

I actually don't hate Monday because I have a better timetable on that day currently TPBM sometimes has no idea what to put as a statement here.

Inverted pfp according to the username. 48/50.

Mama, just killed a man Put a goat against his head Pulled my trigger, now he's dead Mama, life had just begun But now I've goat and throw it all away

Granted. Your bane is that you now see through your knees instead of your eyes. I wish for time.

Luke, may the Goat be with you.. forever.