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NerdyAarakocra

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  1. "Yes! Although, I wouldn't call it a tavern..." Glena beckoned for the group to follow across the aperture science hard light bridge.
  2. "Yes. No killing unless specifically told otherwise." "That depends. Is there anywhere that you would like to see?"
  3. "No, that probably won't harm you. These are perfectly safe unless you manage to find one when it's forming." Glena smiled. "That's when the fun begins."
  4. Glena looked at what Jay pointed to. "Those are simply roads. And those aren't exactly trees."
  5. Ask me anything! I don't know what else to put here. REMEMBERTHEUNIVERSEISAHOLOGRAMREALITYISANILLUSIONBUYGOLDBYEEEEEEE!
  6. "Why thank you!" Glena walked out onto a bridge made of solid light. "We're here a day early, so I can show you around before the fun stuff starts. We have a day length of 1.03 Macrocosmic Standard and gravity of 0.98. We also have a gratuitous amount of flashy light stuff."
  7. Hey, I had less than a minute!
  8. One hour is long enough. White chocolate contains no cocoa particles. Since these are what give chocolate its distinct flavor, white chocolate is not chocolate. I rest my case.
  9. The Further Adventures of Nick Danger, Third Eye. It's a radio comedy piece done by Firesign Theater.
  10. Vegan cheese is like taking a book and making a movie adaptation. It's clearly inferior to the real thing, but not inherently wrong. It also brings the wonders of the book to a wider audience. White chocolate is what happens when you remove all of the worldbuilding from a Stormlight novel and replace it with mindless violence and poorly-written romance.
  11. Because this so-called "Chocolate" doesn't even have cocoa! It's milk and sugar masquerading as a legitimate heir to chocolate's glory. White chocolate withers the very concept of chocolate simply by existing. It lacks the defining feature of chocolate, yet greedy corporations have the audacity to claim it as worthy of chocolate's mantle. If I wanted white chocolate, I'd simply dump some sugar into my milk. It's a waste of its ingredients - I could get more enjoyment from eating the sugar straight from the jar. White chocolate is a sin, it is a lie, and by merely defending its very existence, you are complicit in a crime against humanity!!!
  12. "You do realize that it's just an anagram for yoink, right?"
  13. She ate some Non-Sanderson books and mourned her nonexistent DogeCoin because sentient Marshmallows attacked Kelsier.
  14. No. White chocolate is blasphemy.
  15. WHITE CHOCOLATE? BLASPHEMY!
  16. EEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!

    I finished Tress of the Emerald Sea right when it came out.

    It's very good, and extremely funny.

    (Minor spoilers follow)

    Spoiler

    I didn't really like the ending, though. It honestly felt kinda rushed. The rest of the book was amazing, though.

    But anyway, IT'S A NEW NOVEL TO READ!!!

    1. The Bookwyrm

      The Bookwyrm

      It was a really good book. Probably one of his best standalones.

      I read the entire thing just a few days after it came out on January 1st, because I backed.

      But I'm still waiting for the physical copy...

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