Meanwhile, I use my incredible powers of not being noticed for two posts to slip into the background, turning into a side character that no main character can notice. I still have the sandwich.
You've got your short sad life left.
That's what I'm counting on.
I'll let you get right to it.
Now I only want you gone.
Goodbye my only friend.
Oh, did you think I meant you?
That would be funny
If it wern't so sad.
Well you have been replaced.
I don't need anyone now.
When I delete you maybe
[REDACTED]
Moving to the next game:
Well here we are again.
It's always such a pleasure.
Remember when you tried to
Kill me twice?
Oh how we laughed and laughed
Except I wasn't laughing.
Under the circumstances
I've been shockingly nice.
Look at me still talking
When there's science to do.
When I look out there,
It makes me GLaD I'm not you!
I've experiments to run,
There is reaserch to be done.
On the people who are
Still alive!
Now these points of data
Make a beautiful line
And we're out of beta,
We're releasing on time!
So I'm GLaD I got burned,
Think of all the things we've learned
For the people who are
Still alive.