The Bookwyrm

"That's a handy sack."

"The end of the maze, I think," Bookwyrm said. "Wherever that is."

Bookwyrm got on Nugget's back.

Not a real one. But in another thread, yes.... (I was on a real life quest a few days ago. A bunch of them, in fact.) TPBM knows what the Evermore theme park in Utah is.

"Oh, okay. Good to know, Nameless." Bookwyrm turned to Nugget. "Can you help us get to the end of this maze?" he asked.

Bookwyrm grabbed the pouch of mysterious Investiture. "Wait, Calano gave us magic?" he asked.

Because Eof had a new plan. Now Nameless's Plan and Eof's Plan began to clash.

"I knew it!" Bookwyrm readied his Shardblade in case the puppy was hostile.

Bookwyrm was growing slightly confused. "I guess the only thing to do is go onward..." Bookwyrm started into the maze.

"Wait, five?!" Bookwyrm exclaimed. "I can only think of...two, three times, since I joined." Bookwyrm sat down in a nearby chair. "This place is insane."

Bookwyrm shrugged.

Bookwyrm let his guard down a tiny bit, but he didn't dismiss his Blade or stop burning his metals.

But the universe was still remade. Again. "How many times has the universe of TLT been remade, anyway?" Bookwyrm asked to no one in particular.

Bookwyrm didn't let his guard down, just in case.

Bookwyrm summoned his Shardblade and began burning his metals.

"That doesn't sound good."

Yep.

So, I might be wrong about this, but I think Brandon said at one point that Allomancers might be more resistant to the toxicity of metals. I think he's aware of conundrums like this, and needs some kind of explanation that...makes sense, but kind of has to break a few rules. So, it would just be part of being an Allomancer (in general) gives you the ability to not die (as easily) from ingesting metals. I think. Don't quote me on this. It might all be fake. Let me spend a few minutes looking for a WoB.... Okay, so...I couldn't find the WoB about what I talked about above, so that's probably completely fake. Random theorizing that doesn't make sense. Here is the WoB that clearly fits your question: So, the real answer is, "be very careful, and if you mess up, then you only get two hours of sleep that night." Not a very satisfying answer, especially for the Pulsers.

I thought the answer could have possibly been "yesterday", but that didn't fit. Here's one: Two mothers and two daughters walk into a hamburger shop. They each eat one hamburger. However, the total number of hamburgers eaten is three. How is this possible?

"Okay...." Bookwyrm said. "That may or may not be helpful..." Bookwyrm put his Translators lenses away and ran to catch up to Nameless.

Bookwyrm stayed behind and read the writing, because reading is fun and good, and the wall probably had helpful information.

Bookwyrm pulls out his Translators lenses.

Yup, you're both right.

Oh, rusts and dusts. We're stuck in the middle of these woods and there are no paths left. In other words, we have- I am slightly perturbed by your incredible ability to use Brandon Sanderson fake curses.

Uh.....Hang on..... All of the riddles I know are really long ones that take too long to answer. It's the ones where you just as yes or no questions. But here's a short one that you probably already know: If an airplane crashes right on the border between the U.S. and Canada, where do they bury the survivors? (This one's pretty easy, and I'm sure you've heard it already.)