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  1. The Isochronism
    Luckily this is one in 14,000,604 outcomes where you do not get the sandwich. You forget to do all the stupid and borderline impossible things you have to do to actually succeed, and I get the sandwich by default. I hide in a homeless shelter because all my money went in to a ProSandwich+ subscription which turned out to be a scam. I am now hungry and my only food is the sandwich, so taking it from me might cause me to die. I use the power of guilt-trips as my protection.
  2. The Isochronism
    Yay, equal rights! I love dustbringers!
  3. The Isochronism
    No Dustbringers.
  4. The Isochronism
    I tell your parents you broke the rules of capitalization, and they ground you. I take the sandwich and stash it in a bag labeled "Stolen Money" so nobody thinks to check it for sandwiches. I see no problem with this plan.
  5. The Isochronism
    I drink a potion that gives me plot armor, and then grab a convenient flying machine that's conveniently right next to me. I pursue you into the sunset, and the potion protects me from the heat. I steal the sandwich as the sunset sets you on fire.
  6. The Isochronism
    I loved episode 9. But episode 10 had me wanting to cheer in a way Star Wars hasn't in a LONG time. It was so, so, so good. After how good number 9 was, I wasn't sure they'd get better. But they have, and I love it.
  7. The Isochronism
    I yell at you for awakening clothing. While you're busy feeling guilty, I steal the sandwich, and toss it into a perpendicularity that leads to my secret base of operations on Sel. I then use an Aon to teleport me to my other secret base, so nobody can follow me.
  8. The Isochronism
    I gaslight the shadows, convincing them they're an overused and cliche type of minion, and suggest they recruit something more original. Then I steal Chaos's aluminum foil for later use.
  9. The Isochronism
    I try to summon a Shardblade, but end up with a jealous Stormbreaker instead. I throw Stormbreaker at Sequence, but forget to aim for the head. Then I pick the sandwich up from the ground, and fly away via the Bifröst.
  10. The Isochronism
    I politely ask Telrao to call off her gummy bears, then eat them while Telrao's not looking. I use a Bendalloy metalmind to store the calories so I still have room in my stomach to eat the sandwich.
  11. The Isochronism
    Luckily I'm actually a fourth-wall breaking hulk in disguise, and I notice the sandwich is missing and go find you and take it back via my very strong hulk-arms. It isn't too hard because neither of us are actually in court, we're just words on a page.
  12. The Isochronism
    I apply to become Nerdy's lawyer, and sue AltonicKeys with my lawyer fee being none other then the sandwich you illegally took position of.
  13. The Isochronism
    Unfortunately, the pet unicorn is no match for the power of FRIENDSHIP, so harnessing the bond forged between me and the devil, I incapacitate the unicorn before it can fly away.
  14. The Isochronism

    Pretty sure I exist...

    1. Robin Sedai

      Robin Sedai

      do you though? maybe you're a figment of the universe's imagination. maybe you're not real

    2. The Isochronism

      The Isochronism

      This is very possible. Maybe I'm living in someone else's dream, and I just exist to confuse some random person. (Tell me that's not the best possible reason to exist though...)

  15. The Isochronism
    Unsure what's going on, I make a pact with the devil, trading my soup for the sandwich. (The devil didn't read the contract very carefully.)
  16. The Isochronism
    I have an extra general admission badge if someone wants that. The last minute badges are $60 but I will sell you my extra badge for exactly $55. I assume everyone who wants to go already has tickets, but if not and you want a slightly cheaper option, DM me. And in case in changes anything, the badge number is #2999 or #3000, (I have both, and only need one) so that's fun.
  17. The Isochronism
    I would assume so. The guys in the Stormlight Archive forum probably know for sure, but that's what I thought.
  18. The Isochronism
    I've always been fond of "Obsequious" and "Magnanimous" but I could probably think of a better favorite word given enough time.
  19. The Isochronism
    Oh sorry, that's my bad haha.
  20. The Isochronism
    Does anyone who attended FanX have a signed intentionally blank card that they would potentially be willing to sell to me? If so send me a DM, because those things are awesome.
  21. The Isochronism
    So you were hanging by one finger off the edge of the giant knife-worm, what else? Duuuuuuuuuunnnnnnneeeeeee
  22. The Isochronism
    I like everything, but I guess it kind of depends on the context, and what you're eating it with. I'll say yes though. If you could have any silent letter in front of your name, what would it be?
  23. The Isochronism
    18. Short people provide work for stool manufacturers.
  24. The Isochronism
    I was supposed to feed all those babies, correct? A swimming pool. A GREEN swimming pool.
  25. The Isochronism
    There needs to be a topic for this. Tell us what you think of the show! I personally am tentatively optimistic. I like some of the characters, and I love the old guy, and Andor's brother. (Is it his brother? the other construction worker guy.) I've enjoyed it though, unlike Kenobi and Book of Boba Fett. (Sorry to those of you who love those shows.) Also, am I the only one who spent the first two episodes thinking that Andor was a planet, not a person?
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