Primeival Chaos

The Skybreakers are one of the only orders of Radiant (along with Dustbringers) that restricts their abilities until they swear the correct amount of oaths. The first oath- life before death, strength before weakness, journey before destination- qualifies hopeful Skybreakers to be a squire to one of the higher ranked Radiants. The second ideal allows one to breathe in stormlight and use the surge of gravitation. This only happens when you are accepted as a squire by a 4th ideal Radiant. The third ideal makes you a full Skybreaker with access to the surge of division. The fourth ideal makes you a master and allows you to get squires of your own. The fifth ideal is an oath that you will become the personification of law and order. Nale is currently the only Skybreaker to swear this ideal (that we know of). Hope that helps!

Dalinar?

Luthadel?

Azir?

Fortunately, he came back as a Returned.

Be very confused at how a sword that is taller than me fits in my pocket, then try not to cut my leg off. What would you do if you found a Soulcaster in your pocket?

Unfortunately, their landlord was Hoid.

Hoid devoured 798 tasty souls for Thursday lunch. However, Hoid, who had formerly formulated a terrifying plan to eventually become Adonalsium, decided to devour Nightblood v2.0 of pineapples; this made Hoid a supremely painful deity of waffles, chortles, and power; Fortunately, Jasnah decided to marry Hoid, instead of telling Kelsier

Luthadel?

Hoid devoured 798 tasty souls for Thursday lunch. However, Hoid, who had formerly formulated a terrifying plan to eventually become Adonalsium, decided to devour Nightblood v2.0 of pineapples; this made Hoid a supremely painful deity of waffles, chortles, and power; Unfortunately

Can I go to work now so that I can support us? Jimbo McCheese Goofenshmeeble

The Square of the Survivor/Fountain Square?

Aluminum Would you rather meet Hoid for a day or Lopen for a day.

Hoid?

Yes indeed he did! It is Weedfingers!

Not Cleft-Chin. 1. This character is never actually named 2. This character looks different from the people they are around 3. This character does distasteful things 4. This character has powers that are not explored a lot in the book

Not the mysterious Sixteen. 1. This character is never actually named 2. This character looks different from the people they are around 3. This character does distasteful things

Nope, nope, nope, nope, and nope. 1. This character is never actually named 2. This character looks different from the people they are around

Ok sweet! Sorry it took a long time, but I got one now. 1. This character is never actually named

King Hanavanar, the man who had two shardbearer guards to protect himself against Szeth, but failed?

Vathi?

Sir! The thermo-nuclear explosive is en route to detonate in the middle of Washington D.C.! What do we do? I don't exactly remember right now, but I am sure that it will come to me eventually. Possibly? Maybe.

Vasher?

Yes! You got it! Your turn!