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"That is not relevant, not really. Not anymore. Do you know where to find him?"

"Yes, but it is still a broken promise. That is why I am not going to do anything more to him than smack him."

Lightsong: Maybe the true treasure was friendship all along. But I hope not, because I can’t spend friendship on new clothes. Vasher: I will send my army to attack! Vasher: *releases a dumpster of raccoons* Vasher: I'm feeling it! What am I feeling? Death, probably. Siri: I've never encountered a problem that can't be solved by an spontaneous musical number. Lightsong: Sometimes I'll start a sentence and I don't even know where it's going. I just hope I find it along the way. Lightsong: Welcome to my very first vlog, in which I try different hair products! Lightsong: *sprays hairspray in their mouth* Lightsong: Well, right off the bat I can tell you this one is not very good. Vasher: My expectations are low, but they can always go lower. Lightsong: I hate when people ask me, 'What did you do today?' Buddy listen, I woke up at noon and then it was five p.m., okay? I don't KNOW! Nightblood: I’m gonna mix a can of Red Bull with seventeen shots of espresso in a fishbowl and then chug it while Kids by MGMT plays in the background so I can perceive twenty-three spatial dimensions and fight my own soul. Vasher: *Picks up hammer and breaks ringing cell phone.* Nightblood: My only talent is being stress. Vivenna: Don't you mean stressed? Nightblood: No Susebron: Are you coming to bed? Siri: I can't. This is important. Susebron: What? Siri: Someone is wrong on the internet. *at a zoo* Vasher: What are they in for? Vivenna: Vivenna, this isn't prison. Vasher: So they can leave? Vivenna: No, but- Vasher, pointing at a meerkat: I bet that one murdered someone. Lightsong: Just so everyone knows, don't ever try to climb a tree at night carrying a strobe light, owls DON'T like it. Siri: ...what happened? Lightsong: I made a VERY bad mistake. Vasher: When I first met you, I did not like you. Vivenna: I'm aware of that. Vasher: But then you and I had some time together. Vivenna: Uh-huh? Vasher: It did not get better. Siri: I did it! I memorized everything in the book! I'm gonna ace this test! Lightsong: Ok, Siri, I'll give you one more question before you go. What ended in 1918? Siri: 1917. Lightsong: ...You're ready. Susebron: I’m afraid of clowns. There, I said it. Vivenna: Susebron, if you don't like clowns, why are you hanging with Siri? Vasher: Is anyone going to tell me what's going on in here?! Susebron: It's kind of complicated, but Vivenna- Vasher: Got it. Forget I asked. Vivenna: We can’t tell you because you’re not a member of the club. Vasher: What club? Susebron: The hating Vasher club. Vasher: …What? I should be the leader of that club! (wrong people except vasher, but can't figure out who else.) Lightsong: What are you writing? Vasher: The government wants to know what kind of weapons we have in the house. I'm letting them know it's private information. Siri, looking over Vasher's shoulder: This just says 'come around and find out' in calligraphy. Lightsong: Hey, what are you reading? Vasher: This is my magic book where any ink spilled shows a scripture of the future, however it bears a curse making it broken, and as such in order to make any scripture appears, I have to do it myself. Lightsong: Impressive! I must have it for myself! Vivenna: So it’s just a Notebook? Vasher: It’s just a Notebook. Vivenna: What are you two arguing about this time? Siri: They’re always using common phrases incorrectly! Vasher: Cry me a table, Siri. Vivenna: We’re playing Scrabble. It’s a nightmare. Nightblood: Scrabble? Scrabble’s great. Vivenna: Not when you’re playing with Siri, it’s not. They put words like “ephemeral” and I put “dog.” Nightblood: Welcome to Applebees, do you want apples or bees? Vivenna: Bees? Nightblood: THEY HAVE SELECTED THE BEES! Vivenna: Wait- *Vasher approaches, shaking a jar of bees menacingly* Siri: What’s it like being tall? Siri: Is it nice? Siri: Can you reach comfortably for the cupboards? Susebron: We live in constant fear of the short ones who, in my experience, will climb 4 chairs, 2 boxes, a small coffee table and 6 oddly placed stools to get what they want. Vasher: It was one time! Lightsong & Siri: *accidentally set the kitchen on fire* Lightsong: We need an adult! Siri: Lightsong, you are an adult! Lightsong: We need an adultier adult! Get Vivenna! Susebron: I think I did fairly well on my anatomy quiz! Siri: I forgot I was doing a test. Susebron: Siri. Siri: I said the vertebrae was the back stick because I thought it was funny.... Vivenna: Siri.

"He promised to help me reunite after the Witherlord was gone from here. He did not, only with the help of Renewal was I able to reform."

"He broke his promise. He should be glad that I'm not going to do more."

Now, Dug, what were you doing? Squirrel Ninja Obstacle course!

@xinoehp512's knight. "I don't know, he vanished after the Witherlord was sent to the void."

*reach

"The Knight deserves it."

The Quarkbeast ate the enemies weapons. all of their weapons.

Have you seen the mutant monster that escaped the zoo a few minutes ago? Supervillain!

I shall summon the mods to lock the thread! When you are the paladin in DnD

What is this thing you call normal? I do not know what it is. NHIE understood what "Normal" is

"Like I was beaten by a large bush," Drozor said with a wry smile. He sat up more, and winced. "I need to hit someone(non-personified)."

hehehehe. okay, This character is free.

Dalinar

Please don't tell my parents I'm a supervillain by Richard Roberts

Steelheart?

Yes, window cats. Sun. warm. SET FIRE TO THE SUN!

Hatch it and tame it. WWYDIYF a smartboard in your pocket?

Ḯ̵̦̯́ ̶̲̙̪̄́͂̄͛͌͊̓͝ŗ̴̛̘̱̞̬̟͛͋̊̇͋̈́̾͐̆ͅͅẽ̸̡͙̮͙̳̠͙̈́̈́̇m̴̢͊è̴̬͔͈̄ḿ̴̧͉̫͇̫͛̊͗b̷̖̮̮͍͖̈́̈̆̀͛̈́̿̽̕e̷͔̮̲͒̀̒r̸̠͊̏͗.̴̨̥̏̍̎̐̉͝ Drozor said hoarsely.

Use it, of course! as. soon as I figured out how it worked. Then I would patent the technology, and make lots of money. What would you do if you found the alleyverse in your pocket?

Sarene?

Kelsier?

Nope, but I have jammed and bruised some of mine. NHIE eaten a pillow.