People across the universe watched the majestic shower of boots wash over their planets. Everyone started crying in perfect unison, due to the fact that these boots had become sentient, and were messing with the minds of people.
Thankfully, that has never happened to me. Our dog has gotten close a few times, but he always comes back.
The person below me has driven a tractor before.
Hey, I heard you got married last week? Congratulations! Where was the ceremony?
Four hundred and sixty-seven would be the correct answer, if not for the fuzzy rodents everywhere.