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Thaidakar the Ghostblood

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  1. *takes one look* *unsubscribes*
  2. Fool, I was there when the ancient magic was written. I was the tenth reply on the Cult of Stick thread. TEN. And we all know that Stick is Rosharan, therefore ten is Stick's holy number. I am the Stick's priest. *smacks with stick*
  3. *walks towards you* my general, you have won the battle and the war. however, you have grown far too powerful. *executes with celery stick*
  4. huh… Pssst, @Lightweaver2, get the duralumin and the brass.
  5. “I eat corpses sometimes“ - @Edema Rue
  6. AAAARRGGHHH

    My ear hurts a good bit. 

    It was fine for awhile, but it's been getting progressively worse and I still have to do a bunch of math. 

    1. kajsa ㅇㅅㅇ

      kajsa ㅇㅅㅇ

      This used to happen to me frequently. And then my doctor gave me a nasal spray. And it fixed it. 😶🤷🏼‍♀️💀

      I hope your ear gets better. You can use like garlic to soothe it if it’s an earache 

    2. Lego Mistborn

      Lego Mistborn

      If it persists, go to a doctor, and have them inspect your ear.

      Ear infections are nasty.

      Also, if it's something that is a common occurrence with cold weather, mention that.

  7. @Robin Sedai Does this mean.... technically... that this is another "I am a stick" thread?
  8. I swear I just saw you the other day. Apparently that other day was over a year ago. I hope you’re doing alright. You’re an awesome person.

  9. These words are accepted I AM A STICK
  10. but what about Alcatraz the Popsicle Crab God.
  11. And? There are girls, this is a party-ish thing. And, besides, *chucks tea at a panda* we have tea. So it is, technically, a tea party with some vague-ish rp where girls are present! Thus, fulfilling the purpose of the thread.
  12. HOW DARE YOU! *whispers* Thanks, Duckius McQuakers is leading a legion of tanks across pillow ridge over there. *wild hand gestures to a pillow* *whisper whisper* Wanna ride a miniature tank in battle against the panda armies?
  13. Suddenly... All the Pineapples in the canon of TLT were wiped out. A million voices cried out in relief. Namely Thaidakar from the after-after-after-afterlife.
  14. "They say you have a story to tell me. Is that true?"

    "My family says a lot of things, lass."

    "I couldn't tell..."

    "Well, they're still a good family, but they don't understand what the word "important" means."

    "What would you say it means, sir?"

    "It means something that should take precedence over smaller matters. It means that something affects at least one life."

    "What would you regard as important, then?"

    "Hmmm..."

    "You don't have to answer-"

    "Yes, yes I do. I would consider this conversation to be important. You're preserving every word I say?"

    "Yes, yes I am."

    "Good. What sort of story did they want me to tell you?"

    "Your story."

    "My story?"

    "Your life story. At least, that's what your daughter said."

    "Mmm... my life story... If I am to tell my life story, I need you to promise one thing."

    "And what would that be?"

    "I need you to promise..."

    "Yes?"

    "I need you to, above all else, never show this to earnest people."

    "What?"

    "The people who will want to read my story will be those with world changing purposes. They shouldn't read it because they'll be dissuaded from making waves, whether for good or for bad. My story is not one of happiness. I didn't get a happy ending."

    "You have a family, a farm, a large house in the countryside, a beautiful view... Yet, you aren't happy?"

    "Perhaps I phrased it wrong. I got a happy ending, but who I used to be, that emperor, that dictator... he didn't get his happy ending. And, in a way, despite what I have said, I didn't either."

    Note: we sat in silence for several minutes.

    "I'm going to take what you wrote and make it a book. Can I put this part as the introduction?"

    "Yes. For your true start... here's what I want you to write..."

     

    I killed freedom with my bare hands. I strangled it. I used its corpse to reign upon the world, spreading its blood like seeds to remind those who rebelled that I killed their master. From that blood, it grew again. Many people assume I was overthrown by a tumultuous revolution. That is true. But little to no-one knows who led the revolution. You see, that person. That glorious leader who led their legions up the steps of the pagan temple of the Emperor, that man was me. 

    That day when I marched my legions up the steps of that horrid temple, I slew the greatest enemy to freedom with my bare hands.

    Me.

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    2. Lego Mistborn

      Lego Mistborn

      I want to read the full story. You have me hooked.

  15. GAK *Ducks under a table.* *Idea* *An army of stuffed animal ducks comes to meet the pandas, all wielding socks stuck together to be used like maces.*
  16. If there is, it'll take at least an adaptation for that to happen.
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