Aeoryi

It annoys the storms out of people.

A bark from another one of these Kiabs made him confused. Kiabs were supposed to be dumb, unintellegent, and not the sharpest tool in the shed. Bard's pops sent him propelling through the trees, and then a loud warcry was heard. Bard turned around to investigate, and found himself staring into the viscious eyes of a Kiab. But no. This one seemed more intellegent, more dominant, more... human. It gave another bark, and the Kiabs did the impossible. They picked up pebbles and threw them. All of the kiabs. That kiab was smart. And he needed to be eliminated.

nah. TPBM listens to anime music even if they don't understand it.

yep. you don't get a notification,°<%

@Robin Sedai @Lightweaver2 Ping! @Aeoliae

... lets ping someone ...

Yes. Yes eating time

I like it only if we dunk it in water and it disappear. TPBM listens to ambient sounds.

lets have a normal conversation. Hi @shortcake and @Cinnamon!

I don't slime TPBM has eaten stuff that wasn't meant to be eaten

I think this is the same as last time. 8/10

The concision concussion gets redirected into Voltrix and then Cerebus comes out from Hades hellhole

Granted, but all he does is make fun of your low Intelligence. I wish for Yelig-nar to become unmade again, which would destroy their memories and probably their powers without bonding Yelig-nar, the blightwind himself

Granted. You receive a honorspren that is very happy that it can use surges on demand. Your bane is that you have to do all the dirty work for your spren, who won't even tell you her name. I wish for an honorblade from cultivation that can still use the surges.

Granted. The nightwatcher hands you a gemstone and tells you to swallow it. You comply. It isn't long before you grow an amethyst gemhard and start to have red eyes and then you realize. You have bonded Yelig-nar to gain the surge of gravitation. I wish for a functional nahel bond with an honorspren

Gets stolen by Kelsier Inserts a Yelig-nar

It is about

Since it was Agatha all along

Granted. The spren does not bond to you, and ends up being an undercover Yelig-nar (capable of using all surges). I wish to bond a honorspren

Granted. It's a woodland mansion from Minecraft and there is no escape. I wish for a mini-nightwatcher spren

The man himself, Rayse Ishar

They both fall into a bottomless vortex and are spat out in hell

The wave of sound morphs into a man named morphy, who has absolute control over the universe. He flicks Voltrix off the planet and sends absorption after him. They end up on roshar

Okay: no joke, but let me tell you a story. My brother and I had a Minecraft creative world, right? We built like, a lot of stuff on it, and then occasionally we would play games, (like hiding a named coral fan somewhere). One of the games we played was there were purple dyed signs that said "it was Agatha all along" and when you found one, you had to turn it red. It was a lot of fun. TL;DR I be winnin