Kvothe the Bloodless

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Let there be COLOR!

Gets chouta Inserts a fork

To understand true pain That's the only plausible reason

A goat is never late, nor is he early. Goats arrive precisely when they mean to. -Goatdalf

dang, only fourteen minutes?

I win BWAHAHAHA

Emperor Ashravan

Gets Zahel Inserts emotional damage

"What's your name again?" When you're having a campfire with friends

Ya wanna know how I got these goats? -Joker

BWAHAHAHAH FOOL!

Finally we agree on something!

wayyyyy better

Yeah, it's not bad, but it's especially good if you put chocolate chips in it

"A storyteller of facts, eh?" Therim mused. "I once knew a man like that. Poked his nose in places he shouldn't have. It eventually got him beaten pretty good. He learned his lesson, though. Stayed far away from things that did not concern him." Therim looked away for a beat. "But I'm sure you know what you're doing. The man I spoke of was an idiot, frankly, and you don't seem like one." Therim paused, then continued. "Well, Bell, I best be off to see to my rooms. Thanks for the game" Therim spoke as he collected the stones and placed them in his pocket. He then turned and began to walk towards the kitchens, where his room was located nearby.

True, but plain zuchinnis? No thank you

I dunno, I'm kinda on the boat that Jasnah is asexual, but I don't think your alone @SymphonianBookworm

Gets a bridge Inserts sand

Gets a thaylen name Inserts the Lopen

Is it kelsier? (Technically he has noble blood)

quite

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Stars, he's right. Nerevat took a deep breath, and suddenly felt much calmer than he had been all day. He broke into motion, circling the shadow and darting in and out, using his torch to keep the thing contained. Whenever the shadow seemed to have a way out of Letch's torch-swinging, Nerevat was there, giving it no room to escape. This isn't so bad, he thought. I don't even know what I was afraid of earlier. But then he saw them. Two more withers, in the shadows, coming towards Nerevat and Letch. "Uhhh, captain? We've got a problem" Nerevat called out.

Please, I don't know. Patty Rothfuss needs to learn a few things from brando sando about writing books quicker, cuz it's been more than ten years since TWMF. There's been barely a whisper of any release date or news. I can't wait though I don't really know much about Legends and all that, but I do understand how controversial its been to the general fandom