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Elsecaller agrees, "We have the Shard of Reading, we must find the Shard of Writing."

Elsecaller ascends to Adonalsium

What is CPS?

Elsecaller soulcasts it back into stone and takes back the nachos from the now-stuck Reading

*Laughs in school is over*

Elsecaller soulcasts the ground below Reading into water.

Elsecaller brings Light more nachos.

Do you think what Jasnah did in Kharbranth was wrong?

Elsecaller soulcasts it into stone

Szeth-son-son-Vallano, Truthless of Shinovar, wore white on the day he was to kill a king...

Elsecaller offers everyone nachos, "These are a special recipe."

*Steals win*

Hmmm... I have a great idea for a meme but I need an image of Gavilar for it.

Elsecaller sits down with some nachos.

The cake retaliates by eating the lettuce out of Salad.

This has happened SO many times and I always fall for it.

Granted, your U key starts sticking. Edit: I wish for a non-violent thunderstorm.

A crisp cold morning, and earth after rain.

My reaction is more like: Oh cool magic! More magic! Worldbuilding! What?! WHAT?! WHAT?! This makes perfect sense. Why did I not guess it earlier?

I saw this. It is so cute!!!

Hi! What is your favorite novel?

No, this actually makes a lot of sense. There is a big ocean of beads, it is possible that the component beads are sort of deeper than the object beads. So, to Soulcast parts of an object you must sink deeper in to the ocean without loosing control.

Real life Spensa, Should we make a thread for it? I just finished it and was wondering where to share my views...

An infinite number of mathematicians walk into a bar The first mathematician orders a beer The second orders half a beer "I don't serve half-beers" the bartender replies "Excuse me?" Asks mathematician #2 "What kind of bar serves half-beers?" The bartender remarks. "That's ridiculous." "Oh c'mon" says mathematician #1 "do you know how hard it is to collect an infinite number of us? Just play along" "There are very strict laws on how I can serve drinks. I couldn't serve you half a beer even if I wanted to." "But that's not a problem" mathematician #3 chimes in "at the end of the joke you serve us a whole number of beers. You see, when you take the sum of a continuously halving function-" "I know how limits work" interjects the bartender "Oh, alright then. I didn't want to assume a bartender would be familiar with such advanced mathematics" "Are you kidding me?" The bartender replies, "you learn limits in like, 9th grade! What kind of mathematician thinks limits are advanced mathematics?" "HE'S ON TO US" mathematician #1 screeches Simultaneously, every mathematician opens their mouth and out pours a cloud of multicolored mosquitoes. Each mathematician is bellowing insects of a different shade. The mosquitoes form into a singular, polychromatic swarm. "FOOLS" it booms in unison, "I WILL INFECT EVERY BEING ON THIS PATHETIC PLANET WITH MALARIA" The bartender stands fearless against the technicolor hoard. "But wait" he inturrupts, thinking fast, "if you do that, politicians will use the catastrophe as an excuse to implement free healthcare. Think of how much that will hurt the taxpayers!" The mosquitoes fall silent for a brief moment. "My God, you're right. We didn't think about the economy! Very well, we will not attack this dimension. FOR THE TAXPAYERS!" and with that, they vanish. A nearby barfly stumbles over to the bartender. "How did you know that that would work?" "It's simple really" the bartender says. "I saw that the vectors formed a gradient, and therefore must be conservative."

I just started Carry On and its honestly awesome.