"Team captains?" asks Aria. A tall, athletic woman popped into existence outside and looked around, disoriented. She walked inside and tapped Aria on the shoulder.
I's surroundings changed, transforming into a large building with elegant landscaping. She walked in through the door and tapped the nearest person on the shoulder. It was a woman wearing a black vest, white button-down shirt, black bow-tie, black slacks, and shiny black high heels. "Excuse me, is this Mishmash Inn?" she asked, the words unfamiliar on her tongue.
There was something different about the way the woman was talking. "Yes, this is the Mishmash Inn. I'm Aria, a butler here. What's your name, and how can I help you?"
"I'm I, and--hold on. You're talking differently. How do you do that?" I gave it a try. "Is this how? Yes. I'm I, and I was sent here from a far away topic. What do I do here?"
"Well, first off, welcome, I! That sounds interesting, and here you do whatever you want to. I'll give you the grand tour later. Would you like to play Capture the Flag?"
"Sure, I've played before."
Aria led I over to the rest of the group. "Guys, this is I, from a far away topic. She's going to play with us."