The Awakened Salad

Unique

*Celebrates their victory*

*Head pops up from under table* I’m sorry to interrupt the Moash discussion, but Honorless can I also call you hon? That’s all. *Head goes back under table*

Party time! (And by party I mean we’re all going to stay home and drink hot chocolate with snuggly blankets and watch movies.) Yes of course! Sure! I’m really curious to see what it’s like now. *Gleefully accepts the container but then realises it’s from Ene. Frowns. Then realises what it is. Sighs, finds the stamp and gets rid of it. Puts some chocolate (if you hate chocolate substitute it with your favorite food) inside the container and sends it back, hoping Ene will accept this offering*

Going off of Splatoon 1 here, but I’m mostly a Slosher Deco main. They’re so fun to use, and really versatile too. Being able to splat people on the other side of a wall is always so satisfying. Other than that I like to use rollers, except for the Dynamos (I’m not a fan of slow weapons).

Azure Moon is my favorite route, so I hope you enjoy it! (Disclaimer: I still haven’t beaten Crimson Flower or Silver Snow. So who knows. But... Storms, I don’t want to spoil anything! I’ll just say it’s a very character-focused route.)

The Veggies Radiant were locked in an endless battle with the Candybringers.

Yeah I found it pretty hard to figure out what to do, but it was the flopping. It’s in the line “She had been meaning to sit down, but flopping happens sometimes.” So basically she’s trying to sit down but accidentally flops, and I know that doesn’t really work but I couldn’t think of anything else.

Well umm... it seems a coincidence has occurred. I must’ve been thinking of lemons, because when I was logging in, I typed in The Awakened Lemon instead of Salad. Maybe you’re onto something... What if I’m actually a lemon? *Crazy theorist mind starts up* Ah, so in the Eneverse there are multiple Enes. That Ene is not the you Ene, but an Ene from a different universe within the Eneverse. I see. Interesting. (I feel like I’m singlehandedly starting an Ene fandom and creating my own headcanons. Is this weird? I think it’s weird.) (Also I’ve written Ene so many times my phone just autocorrects everything to it. If Aon Ene makes its way into Elantris Two I’m not going to be able to make it through with a straight face.) (Why is it that out of everything you typed this is what I’m getting out of it?) *wraps the whole thing in wrapping paper with a note saying “A Special Gift From Brandon Sanderson” and sends it back*

Mwehehehe And so it begins... *Rubs off the stamp and sends it back*. I don’t really plan on writing any more, unless I find a burst of inspiration or something I find interesting (or someone shoves a new paradox in my face). I also don’t know if the demand for me to even post more chapters would warrant a whole thread or new content (I might just archive the existing stuff on a blog post on in my About Me section). I have other writing projects I’d rather devote my time to, so it would be more of a warm-up exercise than anything anyway. My uneasiness with writing people is more that I won’t be writing them, I’ll be writing a character that shares the same name as them (I was actually afraid you’d get mad when I wrote that first post). I’m worried that someone will take offence, even maybe subconsciously, because I wrote them maybe with a different moral compass then they have, or I killed them off, or maybe I seem to be favouring someone else’s character over theirs. I’ll turn them into someone they’re not for the sake of a story. It’s a worst-case scenario, I know, and everyone here’s pretty cool, but I’d rather avoid it. Then again, it’s pretty obvious that the Ene I’ve written isn’t you. So... I don’t know where that leaves us and now I’m just confused (hey, isn’t this how it all started?). I’m going to stop rambling now before this post becomes an essay.

Meeting

Gathering

I feel kind of called out but also slightly mad that I didn't get angsty.

The cabbages didn't want to join in on the rhyming.

Thank you! I'm happy you enjoyed my random little story . *Sends shipping container of gratitude*. I wasn't planning on writing any more though (I wasn't even planning to write this next chapter after the first one). You made the flopping line your member title! I'm honored . *Sends a second shipping container*. I'm glad you liked it! I didn't know what to put on the news, but I wanted to relate it back to the shard just for fun. Originally it was going to be Llstml changing their username because that was the subject of the post above mine (sorry if you didn't want to be a part of this), but I decided on SA4 updates instead. Okay now I kind of want to include other sharders into... whatever this is and write them into the story, but I feel a bit uneasy writing about other people. It could be cool, but I don't think I'd actually do it. About your theorizing question... RAFO .

I wish you luck! May the naming ideas flow freely into your mind. (Though Nameless still is pretty cool). Paradox people coming right up! But isn't that more of an oxymoron though? Oh well. This is such a great way for me to procrastinate. Spoilered for length. (I kind of feel like I'm writing an Ene fanfic right now... How did this happen to me?)

Peanuts were secretly placed in his broccoli.

I can’t remember, but I think the maximum time is either 30 seconds or one minute? Or maybe there are options for somewhere in between? But it could put some people at a disadvantage.

Even to this day, the tomatoes shudder and the pumpkins quiver in fear whenever it is mentioned.

What nightmare is this? Why? How?

Content aside, the writing itself doesn't really flow either, and I found it pretty difficult to stay focused. I don't think I could force myself through it, even for ironic enjoyment. I did like the name Ferris Wheel of Ascension though.

How would it work on YouTube? Or If it's decided that we use Discord, would I still be able to join in a game even if I don't have it?

I've played the demo for Splatoon 2, but I don't actually own the game. Though a few years ago I played Splatoon 1 all the time. What weapon is your favorite?

"Ookla!" Shouted Salad, even though it was not Ookla season.