Channelknight Fadran

Fadran steps in. "Thank you. And I'd love some cake." He looks around, taking in his surroundings. He isn't usually this nervous; why did this place suddenly intimidate him so badly? "Wait, who's Doc?" He asks.

Fadran's eyes follow the sword in disbelief. "You... you're like me?" Fadran summons Avelyn as his own sword, then sucks in some stormlight and glows.

Impatient, Fadran enters the house. "Uncle Felix? Are you home?"

Fadran Brownshore checks the address written on the sticky note again. Was this really the place? He looked up at the imposing house. Fadran steps forward, knocking on the door. "Uncle Felix?" (Heya everybody. Just joinin' in today! :D)

Guess who's family is going to have to cover their ears as I play this song terribly for a month in an attempt to get it right :D.

You say that like they don't already

Your dragon beeth one with the Harry Potter glasses! 10/10 for GLASSES

I probably should've gone in order, because I listened to the Wind's Pleasure, then Shallan's theme, then this. Nonetheless, can I, like, hire you or something? Your work is absolutely AMAZING.

I agree that the fancy deep notes in the end don't seem to work. I'm not the best musician, but if I were you I'd write a theme for Veil that follows a similar fashion as the final notes and abridge the two.

This episode on Mythbusters...

So I was listening to the Wind's Pleasure by @Spock and I was like "Whoa! This is awesome!" And it sparked an idea. Well, I say it's an idea, but it's not exactly original. Can we just make some music for the Cosmere? If we aren't getting cinematics then can we get audiomatics (dunno if that's a word)? If you know me, you know that I love to organize stuff like this. If you have something musical to post, do it in this format: Name of Score OR (if you don't have a name) Just say "Suggestions?" Name of Book that the music is from (If you're not sure what book it's from, then just say "TBD") Link or File Download for music. Feel free to just copy and paste the URL or insert a link into smaller text. An (optional) short description. Spoilers are allowed! If you don't have something musical to post, then try to keep the discussion (obviously) on-topic. If you have critiques or comments, be sure not to be mean. Saying "this bit needs work" is fine, but saying "this song sucks" isn't. That being said, go forth, musicians, in the memory of Hoid's flute!

We already know via Shallan that there are ways to reduce stormlight usage (the whole sphere thing for her illusions). I also never said that they'd be able to summon their fuel source anytime. I just said that it happened once with Dalinar (Oathbringer climax), and that the Stormfather said that Stormlight comes from a place where Physical, Cognitive, and Spirital realms connect AKA...

I can just picture Kelsier stealing a shardplate, cutting it up, and throwing it in a wineglass.

So I've seen a kind of general consensus that plate is a bond of a lesser spren. I have to call this into question, because why would a lesser spren be used for a higher Radiant "level?" Shouldn't there be something more... well, awesome... to a plate?

What do those metals do when a Mistborn burns them?

1. Investitures can change their state of matter. You could, in theory, solidify stormlight gas just like anything else. 2. This is facts for dead shardplate. Living shardplate would probably be different. 3. Is it possible that spren could change? Is it possible that Sylphrena was, in fact, a windspren before becoming a honorspren? All those are just theories, of course. Great questions, Nellac!

Really? I could've sworn that the whole Dalinar-fixing-the-temple thing was stormlight-fueled...

One of the many long-awaited reveals that we expect to see in Rythyms of War is the consistency of living Shardplate. Just as a little context info, Shardplate's most straightforward use is that of deflecting blows from Shardblades. This is not the only use of Shardplate, however; the incredibly heavy armor grants the user increased strength and increased dexterity. Shardplate users are notable for their ability to hold Shardhammers--incredibly heavy hammers that no normal person could lift--and Shardbows-- which have an incredibly heavy drawback weight. This, as well as the fact that they can leap the chasms between plateaus on the Shattered Plains, and scale incredibly sheer cliffsides. Most shardbearers would agree that they would choose Shardplate over Shardblade every time (except possibly Adolin because he's awesome, but whatever). This seems to coincide with the fact that Radiants get their living Shardblades before they get their living Shardplates. This leads to the million-broam question: What is living Shardplate made of? I might have an answer. It's out of the question that it might be made of a spren, as you'll only hear the screaming of the dead spren when you wield a Shardblade, not wearing a Shardplate. This makes sense, because most Radiants will only bond one spren (there are exceptions, but not many). So what else could the Plates be made of? There are a few possibilities, but in my opinion, the most likely consistency of Shardplate is that of pure stormlight. It makes so much sense! Stormlight grants Radiants increased strength and dexterity when they breath it in. What else grants people strength and dexterity? Shardplate. If that seems like more of a coincidence than proof, then get this: Stormlight is required to make Shardplates regrow. In order to mend the Plates, they must be fed the same energy that powers the Radiants. Without stormlight, the Plates will also lose their power, becoming dead weight and ridding the Plate wearer of their increased power and speed. If this is true, then not only would the power of a bondsmith uniting the realms be a kind of turning-point for living shardplates, but we might also have a guess at what living Shardplate can do: Heal the wearer. Radiants can heal themselves by breathing in stormlight. If the Shardplates are made of stormlight, then would they even have to consciously heal themselves, or would it just happen automatically? But hey that's just a theory: A COSMERE theory. Thanks for reading!

No problem!

Oooh can I make a dynasty?

The type a beard a man wears will determine what power their spouse will have! Below are some beards. Here's what each one does: Clean Shaven: Their spouse shall not be magical. Short Stubble: Your spouse can instantly boil, freeze, or evaporate water at will. Very useful for the cook. Medium Stubble: Your spouse will automatically know the location of her nearest living family. Very useful for hide-and-seek. Long Stubble: Your spouse is immune to spider bites. Very helpful when climbing through the jungle. Full Beard: Their spouse can solve any math problem in their head. Very useful when it comes to getting a degree in mathematics. French Fork: Your spouse has skin that can't be penatrated by sharp points. Very useful for basically any situation. Ducktail: Your spouse has infinitely good aim when it comes to shooting guns. Headshots are guaranteed when aiming at a duck. Circle Beard: Your spouse can draw anything she's thinking of with ease. Very helpful when in a drawing duel with Shallan. Goatee: Allows the spouse to be able to imitate any noise they've heard. Extended Goatee: Same as the regular Goatee but increases the spouse's ability to win in a game of Charades. Imperial: Increases the chances of one's spouse becoming the next monarch. Van Dyke: Increases the spouse's brainpower when it comes to redneck engineering. Anchor: Gives the spouse a pinpoint sense of direction when they're sailing. Balbo: Gives the spouse the ability to communicate telepathically. Mutton Chops: Eeeewww, why would anyone wear this beard? It's nasty! Anyone who marries a man with this beard instantly dies. Friendly Mutton Chops: Anyone who's married to this guy can make their friends laugh at basically anything-- of which the most common is their husband's choice in facewear Verdi: Gives the spouse the ability to discern the near future. Garibaldi: Grants the spouse the ability to plug anything in perfectly. No wiggling required. Dutch: Gives the spouse the ability to speak dutch. Bandhoiz: Allows the spouse to automatically know her own blood sugar levels.

Seems like a strong reaction to a little prank

I swear there's an actual website. I don't know where all the 404 issues are coming from.