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Channelknight Fadran

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  1. Fadran Forges a connection to Gravity and soars away with the others. "Like I said, we're in the past; it's incredibly likely that I don't have any safehouses yet." Fadran looks around. "But, I do know where we are. Ivinan City is due west of here, and at the speed we were going, we can probably make it by nightfall. We can buy supplies there."
  2. "I hereby declare, on oath, that I absolutely and entirely support and defend the Ghostbloods and its decrees against all enemies, foreign and domestic; that I will bear true faith and allegiance to the same; to forsake all other guilds and clans within the Alleyverse. That I will bear arms on behalf of the Ghostbloods when required by the Council; that I will gather all information, intelligence, and recruitment (when necessary) when required by the Council; that I will perform work of national importance under civilian direction when required by the Council; and that I take this obligation freely, without any mental reservation or purpose of evasion; so help me Adonalsium. " Fadran blinks. "Whoa. I said that in bold!"
  3. "My place?" Fadran shrugs. "I don't really have one, but I have a bank account where I keep my good stuff. It's located in..." Fadran frowns. "Oh yeah... we're in the past. I might not actually have that bank account yet."
  4. Fadran clears his throat. "Not to inturrupt, but we could stop at my place for some supplies if you want..."
  5. Behold! The ultimate Traveler's Guide to the Multiverse. Please let me know if I have any rule holes, issues, etc.
  6. No worries. I'm putting rules on the docs for adding/taking away things.
  7. Fadran turns to Kindness, motioning to the spren that he was preparing an emergency Parallarity just in case either side did anything rash.
  8. "Perhaps, then, you would believe that you deserve the same thing?" Fadran asked. "If only most of them deserved it, then certainly not all of them; shedding innocent blood is punishable with death."
  9. Good man, I have saved that image and I will never delete it. Also the Omniverse is just one of many universes in the multiverse. You also got the cosmere, the alleyverse, and whatnot. In any case, we totally should. Give me a few weeks and some more essays and I'll have a full-on google doc in no time!
  10. Fadran frowned. I wonder how he got here? Icona? There was no answer. Frick. Fadran thought. I'm in the past. I'm not Forged to him yet.
  11. Hi. It's me... you know what? I'm not using that page clogger anymore. I don't like it much, anyways! Where was I? Ah, yes, bookcase magic. One of my favorites. Whilst traveling throughout the Cosmere, I stumbled upon a strange doorway to another universe. Now, this in on itself isn't that big of a deal, as most universes have tunnels between them, but this one was strange because it led straight into a single-planet universe. Evidently, there was so little matter during its "big bang" that only one star and one planet was formed. Regardless of the lack of an "outside," so to speak, the planet (called Ytri) is a thriving world more advanced than most societally. I was particularly fond of their architectural choices, street food, and fauna organization (keeping kangaroos for pets? A dangerous but worthy ordeal), but as I always say, "You don't know anything about someone until you've looked at their bookshelves." Okay, I've never said that. I say that now, though. Aaaanyway, I went to the local library and found some novels in the Fantasy section, then asked to check them out. The cashier nodded and scanned them the same way any cashier would, but then TORE AWAY the COVER and LIT IT ON FIRE. She did the same for all the books I had checked out, but did so with such bored nonchalantia (is that a word? I don't think that's a word) that I could only pass it off as normal. When she was done, she thanked me for coming and asked me to come again. So I did some research. Evidently, here and Ytri, burning books and actually grants the owner of said books a perfect memory of what was written in them. An interesting discovery in on itself, but that wasn't the half of it. You see, the human mind isn't the most retainable of things (memory loss, in other words, tends to happen), and eventaully everyone wants to reread their books eventually. However, as memory decays, so does the knowledge of the writings in the book. The locals of Ytri have another, slightly less sacriligious process to prevent this: burning bookshelves. By burning a bookshelf, one can retain all the knowledge of a number of books that would have fit on that bookshelf. Some people have burned hundreds of bookshelves and thousands of books, and they find this perfectly normal! I wasn't done yet, though. I needed more evidence; more data. So I hopped about the multiverse and grabbed some books from other realms and brought them to Ytri for some trial-and-error testing. It turns out that burning books from other dimensions does, in fact, yield the same result. Where I thought I was a Harry Potter fan before, now I know every word in all seven books of the series (I proceeded to win a July 31 contest accordingly). Burning an E-Book, fortunately, yielded no results except for a headache and an exploding double-a battery (TAKE THAT, MEDIA!). I also burned The Way of Kings, but doing so did not grant me the powers of a bondsmith as I had hoped. I don't recommend placing Farenheit 451 on a bookshelf and burning it, though. Doing it creates a Black Hole of Irony and short-circuits your cranium. Particle Accelerators
  12. Fadran, realizing that he's stumbled upon an... awkward moment, floated in the sky awkwardly.
  13. Fadran, frowning, Forged a connection to Gravity and followed Vapor and Kindness. "What's up?" He asked.
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