Channelknight Fadran

"Well, uh..." Fadran begins, still confused, "our friend was devoured by the embodiment of winter, and we want to get her back so I threw together a plan that also incorporates returning the memory of another friend, but we're also currently being chased by something and want to escape it."

Whoohoo! Thanks, Fish! Soon, I will be the Leader of the Hegemony of the world, and when I am, I will say "I am the Senate."

"Uhm... what are we doing here? Is that what you're asking?"

"Who are..." Fadran frowns, "...you?"

That's because I legitimately wonder why I wrote something when I do.

"The two are kinda... connected. I'm not positive it'll work, but it's worth a shot." Fadran passes her a glance (does that make sense? I'm trying out new descriptive phrases for variety). "You thinking about something?" "Huh."

Fadran eyes this exchange. "You have open access to an arsenal of soul-eating superweapons?"

"Just check the first post!" Tina says, smiling. "We believe in metagaming when it comes to not explaining things."

"Hundreds--thousands, maybe. We're in a mysterious place." He sips a drink; it looks disgusting, but he seems to enjoy it. "Your room has what we Secret-hunters call a Tier 1 Secret. Most rooms have these; simple secret passageways to other parts of the Inn. They're fun and all, but they don't do much. "Fortunately, they're not the only kind of Secrets here. After Tier 1, you got Tier 2 Secrets. These ones are harder to find, but if you know what you're looking for, then you start seein' them everywhere. Some Tier 2 Secrets lead to other parts of the Inn that aren't regularly accessible, like the Clock Tower, or some of the Portal rooms. On occasion, they have a treasure hiding in there; those are what most Secret-hunters are after. Plenty of artifacts and treasures to go around in this inn, but you got groups of people--little factions--hoarding them all for themselves. "Myself? I'm not interested in the treasures; at least, not that much. I find Secrets, and I sell 'em to folks around here. Nice little hobby of mine. So I guess that brings me to my next question." He leans in, the spicy scent of curry on his breath. "You lookin' for the newest juicy Secret?"

Regrowth Infinite Popcorn Generator.

"Back already?" The Breakfast Buffet Guy asks, glancing at her. "I take it you found what it is you were looking for?"

At this point we need a Star Wars thread. Is there a Star Wars thread? Edit: No, we do not have a Star Wars thread.

Agree! As much as I love the OG effects (lol the cut-scenes between lightsabers being on or off), having some epic sound and visual effects would be awesome. I also think they should get someone who can write stories and design characters for the prequels, but yeah. Agree the most! When I say I love The Last Jedi, I mean as a standalone movie; as a part of a series, it makes no sense whatsoever, because the series itself makes no sense whatsoever.

"I suppose you could be an employee here." Tina replies.

Consider the fight... Begun. I summon Obi Wan Kenobi to be my champion!

I LOVE Rogue One. It was storming amazing!

Who had braided meat-eating plants into her hair.

Probably at the Breakfast Buffet, like he always is.

Granted! Your bane is that you have infinite banes that retroactively work to remove all your boons. I wish for the motivation to write more of my book.

My list, from worst to best: Attack of the Clones (*Puke noises* -7/11) Rise of Skywalker (YOU CAN'T JUST SAY PALPATINE'S BACK IN THE OPENING CRAWL AND EXPECT US TO ACCEPT IT!!!) Phantom Menace (They could've extended the Maul fight scene and removed half of podracing, but no, they didn't) Revenge of the Sith (AnAKIn yOu'RE bReAkinG mY HEaRT) Force Awakens (I thought it was... okay) Solo (I enjoyed it, but nothing more) The Last Jedi (I actually really liked this one, and for a lot of complicated and unconventional reasons) A New Hope (I wanted to put it higher but I like the other two OGs better) The Empire Strikes Back (No... I am your father) Return of the Jedi (Oooh, character arc completion!) Rogue One (ROGUE ONEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!)

Maybe I should start my own Alleyverse thread. Then I might actually start posting here like I should...