Channelknight Fadran

Fadran hikes up his backpack and continues north.

I don't hate church. I hate not church...ing. What? Did I just write that sentence? Queen gets it! Also whoohoo! QUEEN IS BACK!!!

"I'm... sure I do." She pokes around in her desk and finds some, handing them to James.

You did?

"Then we'd best be going."

"Pleasure to meet you, James." Tina says, smiling. "Would you like a room here?"

"Might I ask why?"

*Looses*

"Would you like to stay here awhile?" Tina asks. "I can get you a Copper Guest card and a room. We have free meals in the Breakfast Buffet 24/7 every day of the year."

Oops. There goes my brain cells.

Her answer was totally , right?

Any swear word? I'm not going to list them here.

That sounds delicious. Now I'm hungry.

I haven't been to church since March either! It stinks and I hate it; I miss everyone there. I guess I did just have a youth zoom meeting this morning, so I'm actually sitting on a couch with my laptop on the Shard, wearing my white shirt and bowtie.

"The Mishmash Inn." Tina replies. "Are you alright? Should I call for a medic?" "Head on over to the pool for a get-to-know-you potluck and some Fadrancentric mockery as I try and fail to swim!" Fadran says through the speakers.

"We're a, uh... mishmash of loosely related entities." Fadran replies. He holds out his hand. "I'm Fadran, the sort-of leader of this hopeless begangle of people." He gives her a kind smile. "There's no need to be afraid; you're safe with us. The only time we try to kill each other is when it's comedically-timed."

Fadran, uh... oh dear gosh, do I have to go read through all of that?

It spins around, and on the other side, there's a hole in the shape of a flower.

REVIVAL!!! I agree that the new cast is lacking. I've been trying to figure out what it is they're missing, and I have a few hypotheses, but I think most of it is just because they aren't the OGs. I was watching some JK Studios sketches that were significantly less funny than those of the new Studio C, but I enjoyed the JK Studios ones more. Some other theories I have: The sketches themselves are the problem. They've become very niche in their joke style, and rely only on the main joke itself for humor. Back in the Golden Age of C (Colden Age?), the writers of the sketches would draw on literally anything relevant for an outside joke insert. Take the Automatic Bathroom Fail sketch for example: There's really only one joke throughout the whole thing: the bathroom itself. That's only three jokes for the entirety of the sketch. Then, take this famous one from the Colden Age: Death Bed Repentance. They don't just rely on the constant "secretely recording" joke the whole time (though I actually think it would've been funny if they had), but included Mallory's candy gravestone, Jason's "I ran a marathon," the taco vendor Hosea Del Gato (is that how it's spelled?), Matt's near-poetic lines. I'll throw down a few more later, because I gtg (watching LoK with my siblings).

You find a single loose plank.